My MFP Love Isn't Messaging Me...

SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    O.o
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    Wipe off your lady parts and go to the gym.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Geeze...I told you, I'd be right back!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Geeze...I told you, I'd be right back!
    LOL ...*swoon*
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Wipe off your lady parts and go to the gym.

    By lady parts you surely mean my heart...because it's crying right now.
  • GingerJenX3
    GingerJenX3 Posts: 419
    lmao....cute thread!
  • fit_war
    fit_war Posts: 985 Member
    Awwwwwwww:flowerforyou:

    find another one?
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    Wipe off your lady parts and go to the gym.

    By lady parts you surely mean my heart...because it's crying right now.

    Yep that's what I meant
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Dude........just break up!! :brokenheart:

    Seriously, if you think she is cheating she probably is. Sorry to be the one to tell you. :flowerforyou:
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    Perhaps you should make her jealous by starting something with someone new?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?

    Please, if she was going to cheat on you, she wouldn't do it with someone on your friends list. Too easy to trace. You need to pretty much track down everyone on the site.

    Which would probably be quite the calorie burn, eh?
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  • WaterBunnie
    WaterBunnie Posts: 1,371 Member
    I think you should dock her calorie allowance. She'll soon come back if you're dangling an extra 10% at her..
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?

    Please, if she was going to cheat on you, she wouldn't do it with someone on your friends list. Too easy to trace. You need to pretty much track down everyone on the site.

    Which would probably be quite the calorie burn, eh?

    Well she likes tall, tanned, bearded men. So all those without beard are eliminated. I wish the "find members" data base had a beard searching option.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?
    Drive to her house and wait outside. Bring binoculars.
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    I happen to be a fantastic side chick. :flowerforyou:
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    You stopped messaging me, remember? :grumble:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I'd help out, but some chick just won't stop messaging me...

    Awww....that's brutal. Have you no heart?
  • NoMoreStretchyPants
    NoMoreStretchyPants Posts: 307
    Well she's not working...she's with me. :smokin: Sorry Cochino:tongue::flowerforyou:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?

    Please, if she was going to cheat on you, she wouldn't do it with someone on your friends list. Too easy to trace. You need to pretty much track down everyone on the site.

    Which would probably be quite the calorie burn, eh?

    Well she likes tall, tanned, bearded men. So all those without beard are eliminated. I wish the "find members" data base had a beard searching option.

    You should submit that to the "Website Suggestions" board. They'll probably implement it in about two to four years.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I'd help out, but some chick just won't stop messaging me...

    You said my messages were sexy! :sad:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    She's making the rounds. Geez, that takes time.
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Isn't this why you always have a backup on file?
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Oh my gosh, this thread cracks me up!!!!!! :laugh: :glasses:
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  • scooterjay_wwis
    scooterjay_wwis Posts: 120 Member
    Dude........just break up!! :brokenheart:

    Seriously, if you think she is cheating she probably is. Sorry to be the one to tell you. :flowerforyou:

    Yep, she could be cheating, but worrying over it isn't going to make it stop, or even make you feel better.
    Just get to the Gym... it will do you good.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Geezzz...what a bunch of rookies!! Seriously, you let them out of the basement and expect there not to be any problems!

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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Isn't this why you always have a backup on file?

    No. None. It's been three hours since her last message....she could have at least sent me a message from the lady's room.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I will send her back to you as soon as I am done with her, ok?
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Isn't this why you always have a backup on file?

    No. None. It's been three hours since her last message....she could have at least sent me a message from the lady's room.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love:

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