Messaging Guys!

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  • Geoj0
    Geoj0 Posts: 145 Member
    All right! FINALLY something positive has come from these boards... oh wait. Never mind. You said message, not massage.

    Head back down, eating grass...

    Damn i thought the same. im so desperate for a massage i never even noticed the 'guy' in the sentence either :grumble:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I am looking for a guy to message…. :)

    Great Kik me! MY kik handle is "biggapemaker12"

    :angry:

    yes dear.

    This is the only gape you're makin', mister! :tongue:

    I believe this is where I come in. *ahem*

    Hi CupcakeDammit! :love:

    OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG!!!!! Hi Mister Multiverse!!!! :smooched: :heart: :smooched:

    Good golly you picked a hard name. :tongue:
    I think he picked the PERFECT name.
    I remember the conversation about there being a "multiverse now!" :flowerforyou:
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    You're in the right place, now just flash some boobs and your box will be a busy beaver.

    I just spit water out laughing at this.


    The euphemisms in this statement had me running for the paper towels to wipe off the computer screen at my desk, and won me several WTF looks from my co-wokers!!!

    You people have dirty minds!


    Is there any other kind of mind to have?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    :angry:

    yes dear.

    This is the only gape you're makin', mister! :tongue:

    I believe this is where I come in. *ahem*

    Hi CupcakeDammit! :love:

    OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG!!!!! Hi Mister Multiverse!!!! :smooched: :heart: :smooched:

    Good golly you picked a hard name. :tongue:
    I think he picked the PERFECT name.
    I remember the conversation about there being a "multiverse now!" :flowerforyou:

    It's "meneer" I'm going to have trouble remembering. It's better (for me) to say "Mister" Multiverse, in keeping with the whole Mister Universe thing. :smile:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    great new shakeology sales pitch!

    +1

    Or Beachbody...

    Or Crossfit...

    Or XXX powder...

    Or Pancersize....

    Or not.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    :angry:

    yes dear.

    This is the only gape you're makin', mister! :tongue:

    I believe this is where I come in. *ahem*

    Hi CupcakeDammit! :love:

    OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG!!!!! Hi Mister Multiverse!!!! :smooched: :heart: :smooched:

    Good golly you picked a hard name. :tongue:
    I think he picked the PERFECT name.
    I remember the conversation about there being a "multiverse now!" :flowerforyou:

    It's "meneer" I'm going to have trouble remembering. It's better (for me) to say "Mister" Multiverse, in keeping with the whole Mister Universe thing. :smile:

    It's just Dutch for Mister. ;)

    I thought that might be what it meant, but I have to call you Mister. I just have to!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I could go for that. Do we even have to ask her about her feelings on the matter?
    Wow, thank goodness I am not an edible treat that allows me to be split up for custody :drinker:

    MINE!!!!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I could go for that. Do we even have to ask her about her feelings on the matter?
    Wow, thank goodness I am not an edible treat that allows me to be split up for custody :drinker:

    MINE!!!!

    You're late. :angry:

    There was a timeframe?? You didn't notify me!!! :huh:
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I could go for that. Do we even have to ask her about her feelings on the matter?
    Wow, thank goodness I am not an edible treat that allows me to be split up for custody :drinker:

    MINE!!!!

    You're late. :angry:

    There was a timeframe?? You didn't notify me!!! :huh:

    I thought your training was complete. I was wrong. :angry:

    My mentor disappeared. I was bereft and it interfered with my training. Now I need tutoring. One on one.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I could go for that. Do we even have to ask her about her feelings on the matter?
    Wow, thank goodness I am not an edible treat that allows me to be split up for custody :drinker:

    MINE!!!!

    You're late. :angry:

    There was a timeframe?? You didn't notify me!!! :huh:

    I thought your training was complete. I was wrong. :angry:

    My mentor disappeared. I was bereft and it interfered with my training. Now I need tutoring. One on one.

    NO. :angry:

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  • Finding_me3
    Finding_me3 Posts: 19
    Bump!
  • Sourdiesel79
    Sourdiesel79 Posts: 33 Member
    Bumpety bump bump back atcha
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You're in the right place, now just flash some boobs and your box will be a busy beaver.

    I just spit water out laughing at this.


    The euphemisms in this statement had me running for the paper towels to wipe off the computer screen at my desk, and won me several WTF looks from my co-wokers!!!

    You people have dirty minds!


    Is there any other kind of mind to have?

    I wouldn't know.

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