Need Advice for Rapid Butt Growth
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are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:
Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it
Because my white husband likes women with big butts. Any further questions this 'sister' can answer for you?0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.0 -
are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:
Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it
I want my *kitten* to grow more than 2 inches. Can I be a "sister"? :noway:0 -
Taco Bell and Hip Thrusts worked for me. Eat, Ba-Bam!, repeat.
About how long did that take, exactly?There's donkey vs stallion, and I'd say a KFC Double Down (or two)
Do these make butt bigger, or do they just tone and tighten? I specifically need size.
I'd go with donkey booty then, or as they say on the show "dunkey"0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Don't equate "putting weight back on" with "putting fat back on". Yes, there will inevitably be some fat, but if you're working heavy on the glutes, you WILL build muscle there. Might as well start now. Looking at your photo, you look great and you really want that butt, so go for it. Just work in only about 200 cal surplus and work heavy on glutes and see where it gets you.
eta: obv 2wks is too short, but start now and also there will be some swelling in the process as the muscle holds water to repair---givesthe desired effect, right?! ;-)0 -
excuse you?are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:
Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Just break up.0 -
are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:
Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it
:huh:0 -
are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:
Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it
Really?0 -
Crack gap and now rapid butt growth....
Anyone else experiencing forum whiplash today?
^^^this^^^
I almost understand this one, though...LOL0 -
are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:
Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it
Actually, I don't think you had to.0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Don't equate "putting weight back on" with "putting fat back on". Yes, there will inevitably be some fat, but if you're working heavy on the glutes, you WILL build muscle there. Might as well start now. Looking at your photo, you look great and you really want that butt, so go for it. Just work in only about 200 cal surplus and work heavy on glutes and see where it gets you.
eta: obv 2wks is too short, but start now and also there will be some swelling in the process as the muscle holds water to repair---givesthe desired effect, right?! ;-)
Thank you very much for you advice, it is very much appreciated. I think, at this stage, I might be past the point of any serious swelling when I lift (I don't really retain water after lift days anymore) but I'll just have to make it work.
But hey, more food is always nice.0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Just break up.
With...my butt?
Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.0 -
Deadlifts (romanian & regular), squats, and lunges with A LOT of weight0
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Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Just break up.
With...my butt?
Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.
You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .0 -
If I'd been deployed and made it back alive and my gorgeous wife had a 2" deficit there, I doubt that would cripple my joy.0
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I'm sure starvation mode is NOT the way to go. I have been Reading the forum. Don't do it. And eat your EAT. I read that somewhere, too.0
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Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Just break up.
With...my butt?
Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.
You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .
Indeed.
I suppose there's always my blog. Are those moderated?0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Just break up.
With...my butt?
Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.
You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .
Indeed.
I suppose there's always my blog. Are those moderated?
Yup the CG are site wide.0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Just break up.
With...my butt?
Yeah. Seems reasonable.0 -
Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.
Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
Just break up.
With...my butt?
Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.
You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .
Indeed.
I suppose there's always my blog. Are those moderated?
Yup the CG are site wide.
Oh well.
You all will have to trust me when I say that my butt measuring 38 inches around is just not big enough for me.0 -
Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.0
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Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.
Tsk tsk0 -
Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.
Tsk tsk
I'm going to need you to put on glasses and grab a ruler before you do that.0 -
Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.
Tsk tsk
I'm going to need you to put on glasses and grab a ruler before you do that.
I looked around and, oddly enough, could not find a picture of myself like that.
I know, I was shocked too. Considering my love of librarian glasses you'd think I would have tried that out by now.0 -
Crack gap and now rapid butt growth....
Anyone else experiencing forum whiplash today?
I've heard more about butts in one day than I'd heard all month. All we need now is a post about poop and we'll have covered the all the butt bases.0 -
Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.
Tsk tsk
I'm going to need you to put on glasses and grab a ruler before you do that.
I looked around and, oddly enough, could not find a picture of myself like that.
I know, I was shocked too. Considering my love of librarian glasses you'd think I would have tried that out by now.
Next holiday present for teh hubs?0 -
Crack gap and now rapid butt growth....
Anyone else experiencing forum whiplash today?
I've heard more about butts in one day than I'd heard all month. All we need now is a post about poop and we'll have covered the all the butt bases.
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1272026-constipation?hl=constipation&page=2#posts-19786724
You're welcome0 -
So what you're saying is you want the answer to the question "Does this make my butt look bigger?" to be "Yes."
This has to be a first for me.0 -
Bacon & sour cream Ruffles.0
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