Invention Ideas

SGM_Adonis

Ladies, I was just thinking that if they made adult toys with this type of mechanism for shake flashlights, you'd never run out of batteries.





Has anyone ever thought of what they'd like to invent?

firfeous

Sinisterly

Does it vibrate?

InevitableButterfly

and then it can link to MFP to show us how many kcal we burnt jilling off and it could also track orgasms.

InevitableButterfly burned 367 calories doing 60 minutes of jilling off and had 7 orgasms.

:flowerforyou: :drinker:

wolverine66

Ladies, I was just thinking that if they made adult toys with this type of mechanism for shake flashlights, you'd never run out of batteries.





Has anyone ever thought of what they'd like to invent?

they make an adult toy like that. ready in just a couple shakes... but it's attached to a man.


whether or not that's a good or bad thing varies from person to person

mikedenali

Ladies, I was just thinking that if they made adult toys with this type of mechanism for shake flashlights, you'd never run out of batteries.





Has anyone ever thought of what they'd like to invent?

they make an adult toy like that. ready in just a couple shakes... but it's attached to a man.


whether or not that's a good or bad thing varies from person to person

lolololol!!!

Crimson_Fire

Ladies, I was just thinking that if they made adult toys with this type of mechanism for shake flashlights, you'd never run out of batteries.





Has anyone ever thought of what they'd like to invent?

they make an adult toy like that. ready in just a couple shakes... but it's attached to a man.


whether or not that's a good or bad thing varies from person to person

...you lost me at "but it's attached to a man." Bummer.

jstout365

Ladies, I was just thinking that if they made adult toys with this type of mechanism for shake flashlights, you'd never run out of batteries.





Has anyone ever thought of what they'd like to invent?

they make an adult toy like that. ready in just a couple shakes... but it's attached to a man.


whether or not that's a good or bad thing varies from person to person

lolololol!!!

Dependent on what model you get. Some are better than others, but a few of them run out of juice too quickly and can't recharge even with vigorous shaking.

AmandaLY17

LOLOLOLOL this thread made my day

SGM_Adonis

and then it can link to MFP to show us how many kcal we burnt jilling off and it could also track orgasms.

InevitableButterfly burned 367 calories doing 60 minutes of jilling off and had 7 orgasms.

:flowerforyou: :drinker:

Perhaps we can get Nike to jump in on this deal with their patented Nike+ Sensor...

C'mon people...let's do this. I'm willing to put you on the patent owners list and share the profits.

phuckingbadasscutie

and then it can link to MFP to show us how many kcal we burnt jilling off and it could also track orgasms.

InevitableButterfly burned 367 calories doing 60 minutes of jilling off and had 7 orgasms.

:flowerforyou: :drinker:

Brilliant Idea!

SGM_Adonis

and then it can link to MFP to show us how many kcal we burnt jilling off and it could also track orgasms.

InevitableButterfly burned 367 calories doing 60 minutes of jilling off and had 7 orgasms.

:flowerforyou: :drinker:

Perhaps we can get Nike to jump in on this deal with their patented Nike+ Sensor...

C'mon people...let's do this. I'm willing to put you on the patent owners list and share the profits.

I once wore my pedometer whilst doing this and burned 176 calories...not sure of the accuracy, but it registered something lol

Now I'm thinking about my puppy when I scratch his belly and his leg starts kicking rapidly up in the air. Is this what you do when "registering" something?

latenitelucy

And if you are using it...vigorously...it will continue to charge while in use.

ashandstuff

Does it vibrate?

Tackling the questions that matter.

IPAkiller

It's a catch 22... If a woman was willing to "shake" her toy enough to fully charge it... She wouldn't be single in the first place.