The Doctor of Oz

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  • Branstin
    Branstin Posts: 2,320 Member
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    I would rather take weight loss advice from the Easter Bunny or Snoop Dog.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
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    There's no place like home.

    You're telling me. I've got a big screen, a lazy boy, an elliptical, my handyman workbench, and a refrigerator in the same room.

    Of course, that room is my garage. It gets kind of crowded when the car is in there.

    I want that garage.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    i fear for OP's safety.

    people who cross the Oprah end up sleeping with the fishes.

    RIP.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    i fear for OP's safety.

    people who cross the Oprah end up sleeping with the fishes.

    RIP.

    He is going to wake up to Mr. Ed's head in his bed.
  • sherisse69
    sherisse69 Posts: 795 Member
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    The other night I was up late after the hockey game looking for something to watch on TV. Nothing was on, so I checked the Tivo and found that my wife had recorded a bunch of episodes of some Doctor of Oz television series. Now I really liked the original with Judy Garland, so I thought let's give it a try. Maybe my wife and I can watch it together. We need a new show, and I'm not watching all that Dancing with the Stars sashaying around.

    Well, it soon became pretty clear I wasn't in Kansas anymore. This guy is selling miracle cures and happiness in a bottle.

    Pure snake oil hucksterism.

    Is this what's driving all those posts about cleansing your diet with those antitoxin concoctions instead of eating actual food?

    You're better than this. All of you. Well, maybe not that one guy. But the rest of you. You are.

    Stick with the basics and have some patience for Pete's sake.

    Doctor of Oz. BAH!

    Love this! You are adorable :):):)
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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    i fear for OP's safety.

    people who cross the Oprah end up sleeping with the fishes.

    RIP.

    He is going to wake up to Mr. Ed's head in his bed.

    "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    when the woman was hit by the taxi near his studio in NY, he personally came out to help her. Most tv personalities would just go "meh, not my problem".

    This right here is his only redeaming quality and THAT still isn't enough for me to watch him given any other choice.
  • Sad_Grandpa
    Sad_Grandpa Posts: 129
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    i fear for OP's safety.

    people who cross the Oprah end up sleeping with the fishes.

    RIP.

    As long as she doesn't bring her book club, I like my odds.

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