Auto Correct is my Worst Enema

JTick
JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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What's the worst auto correct that's happened to you?


I was texting my friend, and (tried) to ask her "Are you bartending tomorrow night?"

Auto correct fixed it for me: "Are you masturbating tomorrow night?"

Thank god she's my best friend. We still get a good laugh.

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  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    Bump - I know I'm not the only one this has happened to!
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    so many I cant remember
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    I have never, not once in my life, intended to type "ducking" in a text message.
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    I have never, not once in my life, intended to type "ducking" in a text message.

    :laugh:
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Intended text: "Yeah, it's open."

    Sent text: "Yeah, it's porn."
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Also

    Intended text: "That just makes me cringe..."

    Sent text: "That just makes me cream..."
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    Intended: "Hey Pat are you on your way home?'
    Sent: Hoy Sat, are you on your way hone?
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    "I made a fat bomb" ( a type of low carb dessert) came out as "I made a fart bomb".
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    It wasn't mine, but my sister texted me:

    "Wanna go to the zoo? We have free poo *kitten*!"

    "No, I meant PASSES! Not poo *kitten*. Gross."


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • hellykill
    hellykill Posts: 59 Member
    I have never, not once in my life, intended to type "ducking" in a text message.



    ^^this:laugh:
  • yarwell
    yarwell Posts: 10,477 Member
    "I'll sick you up then" in response to a request for a lift.

    At least you can turn it off.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Yeah, my wife sent me:

    "My parents are coming over for dinner tonight, could you pick up some more lobster?"

    and auto-correct changed my response from: "Yes, dear."

    to: "You vile, soul-sucking harpy, you ruined my life!"
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    I turned off autocorrect long ago. Now my entertainment comes from Google voice. It tries to transcribe my voicemails and then emails them to me. Most are mangled and some are funny. My favorite was when my wife left a message that came out: "I have an appointment to see Dr. Sexy." Her doctor's actual name is Dr. Saxena.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Oh gosh, so many!!! My phone ALWAYS changes definitely to Donnelly....so, in texting my ex who thinks I'm cheating anyway, I sent, "I'm doing that, Donnelly" I got back, "Who the *kitten* is Donnelly?"

    Also, I've never once said ducking either...
  • ZeldaMarooner7
    ZeldaMarooner7 Posts: 307
    What I wanted to send: "It's a decent shirt."

    What actually sent: "It's a decent ****."

    XD
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
    I turned off autocorrect long ago. Now my entertainment comes from Google voice. It tries to transcribe my voicemails and then emails them to me. Most are mangled and some are funny. My favorite was when my wife left a message that came out: "I have an appointment to see Dr. Sexy." Her doctor's actual name is Dr. Saxena.
    Oh man, speech-to-text is amazing.

    Intended: "I rendered Justin fetal" (i.e. laughing so hard he was curled up on the floor, immobile)
    What got sent: "I rendered Justin Seattle Seattle she told Sheetal Beatles like a seat ol siete soles Wow" "FETAL, DAMMIT"
  • kk_140
    kk_140 Posts: 518 Member
    When I tried to type "nananana Batman!"

    Changed to "manara Bádminton"
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Yeah, my wife sent me:

    "My parents are coming over for dinner tonight, could you pick up some more lobster?"

    and auto-correct changed my response from: "Yes, dear."

    to: "You vile, soul-sucking harpy, you ruined my life!"

    o.O....it changed it to all that, eh :devil: :laugh:
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Once I asked my son, "Do you know where my pen is?"

    "Do you where my penis is?" got sent.

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