Men... Do's n Don'ts of women approaching you!

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  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Taking notes...:glasses:

    Don't take the notes when you approach them

    Ok. But I can bring a sammich as I stare at his junk. Got it!!! :drinker:

    I think you are now an expert :)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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  • rm33064
    rm33064 Posts: 270 Member
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    Do: Be attractive

    Don't: Not be attractive
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.

    Hmmmm I walk away with my panties in my hand so they can get a view of my butt without panty lines.

    Am I doing it wrong?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.

    Well no more pantyless booty shaking for you mister.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.

    Well no more pantyless booty shaking for you mister.

    No one has ever done that for me. :(
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.

    Well no more pantyless booty shaking for you mister.

    No one has ever done that for me. :(

    Yeah....because you didn't consider my feels.

    So there.
  • themusicdude
    themusicdude Posts: 35 Member
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    Do - Complement me on my guitar playing and singing abilities.

    Don't - Be that "cool" gal that is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday. Instant turn-off.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Do - Complement me on my guitar playing and singing abilities.

    Don't - Be that "cool" gal that is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday. Instant turn-off.

    If you ARE that "cool" gal who is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday, just PM me. I don't think it's a turn-off. At all.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD

    Well, sometimes I eat the wrong foods and they give my bad gas. The last thing I (and, assuming the other person) needs is for me to blast the gas as my *kitten* is getting some hand. KnowwhatI'msayin'?
  • embrace_the_dark_side
    embrace_the_dark_side Posts: 236
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    Honestly, many of the same rules apply - Don't throw yourself at the guy, have something that actually initiates conversation, make eye contact, etc.
  • themusicdude
    themusicdude Posts: 35 Member
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    Consider moving to Ohio. They're EVERYWHERE.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD

    Well, sometimes I eat the wrong foods and they give my bad gas. The last thing I (and, assuming the other person) needs is for me to blast the gas as my *kitten* is getting some hand. KnowwhatI'msayin'?
    Lol oh my XD
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD

    Well, sometimes I eat the wrong foods and they give my bad gas. The last thing I (and, assuming the other person) needs is for me to blast the gas as my *kitten* is getting some hand. KnowwhatI'msayin'?
    Lol oh my XD

    Damn! I said 'my', instead of 'me'. :grumble:
  • mralmayes
    mralmayes Posts: 325 Member
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    Don't be smoking, missing teeth, or smelling like a bag of onions. Just about anything else is good to go.

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