I've lost an elephants heart...

Calliope610
Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
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I've lost an elephants heart (44lbs). What about you?

BTW, I haven't seen this around for a while. Thought some Friday fun might be in order....


1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Did you hang it on your wall as proof? I demand proof..
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  • LBeth1015
    LBeth1015 Posts: 35 Member
    :drinker: I've lost an average 2 year old. Ideally I would like to lose an elephant's penis, but I'll settle for a bale of hay! I love these comparisons!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wasn't there a thread on this already? I know there was, because I needed to lose 10 more pounds for the elephant's penis. It's like deja vu all over again.
    Yup, I remember that, too.
    It must've slipped into the next dimension or some junk.
    HEYYY.. Junk.
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  • LBeth1015
    LBeth1015 Posts: 35 Member
    Who wouldn't like to lose an elephants penis?
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    Right? I can't wait to be able to tell people I have lost the equivalent of an elephant's penis!

    And actually I've almost lost a cinder block and I have lost the amount of cheese the average American eats in a year, but those just don't seem to translate as well as a 2 year old or an elephant's penis!
  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    A 5000 BTU air conditioner. Closing in on the elephant's penis. :blushing:
  • InspiredFitnessChick
    InspiredFitnessChick Posts: 26
    A five gallon bottle of water or the average human leg.
  • Kate7294
    Kate7294 Posts: 783 Member
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
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  • I_love_frogs
    I_love_frogs Posts: 340 Member
    I lost a 2 year old!!!! hmmm hope CPS doesn't come after me!
  • SuninVirgo
    SuninVirgo Posts: 255 Member
    I've lost my head
  • Kate7294
    Kate7294 Posts: 783 Member
    Kate7294 wrote: »
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    My 3 yr. old...LOL yes she's 40 lbs. wearing 4-6's already.

  • AnachronisticAutistic
    AnachronisticAutistic Posts: 13 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle! (Don't tell the RSPB!)
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
  • trudywc2
    trudywc2 Posts: 233 Member
    38 lbs- I'm between a mid size microwave and a 5 gallon bottle of water
  • Tammy_1971
    Tammy_1971 Posts: 93 Member
    edited October 2014
    I've lost the chemical additives an American sonsumes each year.... my goal is to lose a small bale of hay, only have a 5 gallon bottle of water or an average human leg to lose!! LOL
  • jojomoe523
    jojomoe523 Posts: 57 Member
    i have almost lost an adult male... only 5 more pounds for that.
  • princess_gina_00
    princess_gina_00 Posts: 31 Member
    On this go-round, I've lost slightly more than a mid-size microwave (38 lbs). Total, I've lost the equivalent of an average American woman (144 lbs). I'd also like to say that I love how an elephant's penis weighs more than its heart. Priorities, you know.
  • WattsJA
    WattsJA Posts: 160 Member
    Not only have I lost "amount of cheese an average American eats in a year" but also "the complete Oxford English Dictionary". It used to be more, but due to an injury .. my running went on hold, so I "softened up a little" .. but I am back on track :)

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