How to train your husband?

SugaryLynx

.....To not love your booty? I get it, my boobs are gone. I can get over it (maybe). But my husband is obsessed with my butt. It's like, "Hi, hunny I'm home...Dat *kitten*!"



is there a cure?



It's bad, kids go to sleep and I'm all ready to hop on and play Wow and he's all



What exercises should I do? Barbell squats apparently work too well. Now, I need a repellent!


should I wear baggy pants? Eat beans before bed? Wear my role playing costume?



any and all gifs... I mean suggestions welcome!

Achrya

I'm afraid there might be nothing you can do. The damage would seem to already be done.

I'm sorry

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devil_in_a_blue_dress

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

SugaryLynx

I'm afraid there might be nothing you can do. The damage would seem to already be done.

I'm sorry

...what have I done? !?!

SunofaBeach14

My wife just keeps giving me moar! I'm okay with that

RivenV

Just break up.

mfp2014mfp

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

:laugh:

SugaryLynx

i think we need to more pics to ASSess this situation

I dunno gawd, sometimes it looks like this?

SezxyStef

in for advice as I am suffering from this as well...

SugaryLynx

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

But if I can donate...is there hope for my boobs? ... I'm greedy

mfp2014mfp

Thats the problem right there, Marvel pants!! He could never keep away

Achrya

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

That's a splendid idea!


Now, we just have to find that girl and get things set up. Bam, everyone is happy. Except Lynx's husband.

SugaryLynx

Just break up.

But I've already named him and adopted him. It would be terrible to cast hum away so.

_HeartsOnFire_

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

That's a splendid idea!


Now, we just have to find that girl and get things set up. Bam, everyone is happy. Except Lynx's husband.

Well, my unlicensed plastic surgeon boss says he has some saline laying around --- he has the time, since you don't need those injections now.

SugaryLynx

Thats the problem right there, Marvel pants!! He could never keep away

So, I should go pantsless?

RivenV

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

That's a splendid idea!


Now, we just have to find that girl and get things set up. Bam, everyone is happy. Except Lynx's husband.

Well, but husband happiness is commutative; since that gal's (incredibly white) husband's happiness doubles, it's all the same.
... Relatively.

JustSomeEm

In!

George_Baileys_Ghost

I would say just keep on being an enabler. Given the situation...it's the best thing I think.

RivenV

Just break up.

But I've already named him and adopted him. It would be terrible to cast hum away so.

Ah, that does make it difficult. Maybe try some negative reinforcement.

Every time he comments how bangin' your booty is, just slap him right in the face.

SugaryLynx

Achrya

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

That's a splendid idea!


Now, we just have to find that girl and get things set up. Bam, everyone is happy. Except Lynx's husband.

Well, but husband happiness is commutative; since that gal's (incredibly white) husband's happiness doubles, it's all the same.
... Relatively.

This logic is infallible.


What's up with white guys and booties anyway? First that one gal (and her super duper almost casper white husband) and now this! Why are white guys so obsessed with the size of the female booty?

SugaryLynx

Just break up.

But I've already named him and adopted him. It would be terrible to cast hum away so.

Ah, that does make it difficult. Maybe try some negative reinforcement.

Every time he comments how bangin' your booty is, just slap him right in the face.

I do find being straightforward is better than leading him on

TinaBaily

I fail to see the problem here, OP. He either loves yours or someone else's. Given that you are married, and YOU are smoking hot, I might add, I think you have it made. I've lost my boobs too.. and my butt needs reinflation after losing over 100lbs since my highest weight, but that may not happen no matter how many squats and lunges I do. In my opinion, you are a lucky lady.

_HeartsOnFire_

Love it!

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Wait, what?

kgeyser

I find a cape works wonders for helping to hide the booty from groping hands.



^ Also how I get dressed in the morning

SugaryLynx

Love it!

SunofaBeach14

Maybe you could donate 2 inches to the girl trying to grow her booty by May 13th?

That's a splendid idea!


Now, we just have to find that girl and get things set up. Bam, everyone is happy. Except Lynx's husband.

Well, but husband happiness is commutative; since that gal's (incredibly white) husband's happiness doubles, it's all the same.
... Relatively.

This logic is infallible.


What's up with white guys and booties anyway? First that one gal (and her super duper almost casper white husband) and now this! Why are white guys so obsessed with the size of the female booty?

Even white boys got to shout

_HeartsOnFire_

Love it!