Ladies, would you prefer a 6 inch or 9 inch?

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  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    I say get her the 9. If she's married to you, then the poor woman has gone without for far too long.

    (Lemme guess....blah,blah,blah, ZOMGALLTEHHATERZ.....blahblahblah SOMEOTHERQUIPFROMAPRETEEN'SLEXICON!!11!one!)
  • firfeous
    firfeous Posts: 196 Member
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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    That's a tough one. I'm terrible with measurements. For years i would have sworn to you that 3" was actually 8".... :sad:
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    If anything the woman I am with at the time I would rather buy her jewelry because jewelry or roses means more than cake

    Nothing like money to express your feelings, right? :laugh:

    Well when you cant give a decent size cake, theres always cash.
  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,067 Member
    Get her what she's used to. Do they have a 4" option?
    HA!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    It's not the size of the cake, it's the quality of the ingredients.

    Women enjoy saying this even though they all know it's false.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    when I was young the choice was 7 inch or 12 inch....

    .....singles :laugh:










    as in vinyl records........ most people here probably don't remember them.....:laugh:
  • sheepysaccount
    sheepysaccount Posts: 608 Member
    NO CAKE.....get some nice chocolate covered strawberries...or a beautiful potted floral plant....jewelry....card....a movie night...do the house cleaning for her...breakfast in bed.....take her to the park...take her fishing......be creative :-) I'm a mom, and well, this is a fitness site....I would want just about ANYTHING but cake from my husband on Mother's Day.

    Agree, and let's add: manicure and pedicure, or a facial, or a massage :smile:

    Get her the 9 inch AND the facial ;)
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I thought this thread was about penis size....
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    I thought this thread was about penis size....

    ROTFLMAO!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'd rather have cupcakes.
  • JamieD328
    JamieD328 Posts: 976 Member
    I thought this thread was about penis size....

    You and every other person who clicked on this topic. Or at least they, like me, clicked to see what the innuendo was actually about...

    That being said, I think theres something to be said for the replies about giving her the size shes used to. Did anyone suggest a cupcake?
  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
    The cake is ordered. Thanks to all that stayed on topic and responded. :flowerforyou:
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    The cake is ordered. Thanks to all that stayed on topic and responded. :flowerforyou:

    *throwing bunch of roses to you*
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  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
    The cake is ordered. Thanks to all that stayed on topic and responded. :flowerforyou:

    *throwing bunch of roses to you*

    Very sweet. Thank you. :smile:
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  • Zekela
    Zekela Posts: 634 Member
    I'll take both! Why choose? I'd enjoy taking them together too!
  • DaWayne360
    DaWayne360 Posts: 261 Member
    I thought this thread was about penis size....

    It IS....It always is!
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  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    The cake is ordered. Thanks to all that stayed on topic and responded. :flowerforyou:

    *throwing bunch of roses to you*

    Very sweet. Thank you. :smile:

    So what are you getting your Mom for Mother's Day?
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Follow Aerosmith's words of wisdom:

    Got me the strangest woman
    Believe it, this chick's no sinch
    When I wanna get her goin'
    Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch

    HOLY Cow!!! @_@! ROTFLMAO!!!
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    I thought this thread was about penis size....

    It IS....It always is!

    Oh.

    Ooops.

    :blushing:

    Carry on then. *exit*

    :huh: :huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member

    So what are you getting your Mom for Mother's Day?

    Flowers, card and will take her to lunch
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