I Am Mean
Sad_Grandpa
Posts: 129
I was watching a few of my grandkids this weekend. They wanted to eat leftover Easter candy for lunch, but I insisted that a balanced meal would be more appropriate. So they called me mean.
Later on, I made them go outside and play instead of sitting around watching yubetube all day because exercise is good for you. More complaints of meanness.
At dinnertime I made them eat all their vegetables. You should have heard the howling. I am the meanest grandpa in the world.
Now after they ate all the vegetables, I let them have some ice cream. Because sometimes I'm an old softie.
But then it was bedtime, and back to being the Earl of Mean. "We aren't tired!!" they complained. Well tough cookies, because sleep is important, especially for kids. So I read 'em a story and tucked them in.
I am a meanie. And darn proud of it.
Later on, I made them go outside and play instead of sitting around watching yubetube all day because exercise is good for you. More complaints of meanness.
At dinnertime I made them eat all their vegetables. You should have heard the howling. I am the meanest grandpa in the world.
Now after they ate all the vegetables, I let them have some ice cream. Because sometimes I'm an old softie.
But then it was bedtime, and back to being the Earl of Mean. "We aren't tired!!" they complained. Well tough cookies, because sleep is important, especially for kids. So I read 'em a story and tucked them in.
I am a meanie. And darn proud of it.
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I love sad grandpa0
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:flowerforyou:0
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Good parenting - you're doing it right SG.
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I am mean too, it means we are doing it right!0
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I was watching a few of my grandkids this weekend. They wanted to eat leftover Easter candy for lunch, but I insisted that a balanced meal would be more appropriate. So they called me mean.
Later on, I made them go outside and play instead of sitting around watching yubetube all day because exercise is good for you. More complaints of meanness.
At dinnertime I made them eat all their vegetables. You should have heard the howling. I am the meanest grandpa in the world.
Now after they ate all the vegetables, I let them have some ice cream. Because sometimes I'm an old softie.
But then it was bedtime, and back to being the Earl of Mean. "We aren't tired!!" they complained. Well tough cookies, because sleep is important, especially for kids. So I read 'em a story and tucked them in.
I am a meanie. And darn proud of it.
Thanks, you made my day :flowerforyou:0 -
That kind of mean spirited behavior and abuse of power...
...prevents kids from being **** ups.
Good job Keep on being mean!0 -
I had the meanest parents in the world. And I followed suit.
And you just made me miss my grandfather.0 -
When they grow up they'll tell their children about how much fun you were and reminisce about how much they loved going outside to play instead of direct fusing with the mainframe through a cord in their brains.0
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:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:0
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When they grow up they'll tell their children about how much fun you were and reminisce about how much they loved going outside to play instead of direct fusing with the mainframe through a cord in their brains.
This is true. Because I do this about my grandparents a lot. I guess they were "mean" too. God bless them for it.0 -
I get this too Grandpa. Not only am I "mean", I " don't care about him".0
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You old people and your old way of doing things.
My kids "hate" me. I'm the worst mother in the world because i made them clean their bedroom. I videotaped the tantrum.0 -
these wil be fond memories for them. I promise.
"mean" won't even be a word they use.0 -
You old people and your old way of doing things.
My kids "hate" me. I'm the worst mother in the world because i made them clean their bedroom. I videotaped the tantrum.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
You sound like a bit of a jerk to be honest. They're children. They don't deserve this treatment.0
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I call balderdash.
I think not only are you not mean, you're not even a real Grandpa.0 -
I call balderdash.
I think not only are you not mean, you're not even a real Grandpa.
Then whose kids is he force feeding veggies?0 -
10/10 - would bang.0
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My grandpa always had ice cream in his freezer.
Unfortunately, it was always neapolitan.
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Excellent work- parenting and grand-parenting isn't about making kids happy all the time; it's about making sure they grow up to be good people.
Once more, excellent meanness Grandpa (I'm also a mean Auntie for similar reasons):drinker:0 -
My grandpa always had ice cream in his freezer.
Unfortunately, it was always neapolitan.
:laugh:
Yup.0 -
I was watching a few of my grandkids this weekend. They wanted to eat leftover Easter candy for lunch, but I insisted that a balanced meal would be more appropriate. So they called me mean.
Later on, I made them go outside and play instead of sitting around watching yubetube all day because exercise is good for you. More complaints of meanness.
At dinnertime I made them eat all their vegetables. You should have heard the howling. I am the meanest grandpa in the world.
Now after they ate all the vegetables, I let them have some ice cream. Because sometimes I'm an old softie.
But then it was bedtime, and back to being the Earl of Mean. "We aren't tired!!" they complained. Well tough cookies, because sleep is important, especially for kids. So I read 'em a story and tucked them in.
I am a meanie. And darn proud of it.
wow, you are a meanie lol more grandparents should be like you :flowerforyou:0 -
A truly mean grandpa would've made them take a bath before bed!0
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I suddenly recall a similar conversation that my grandpa told my mom one day when she came to pick me, it sounded very much the same.
Funny how my grandpa was my favorite person in the whole world, except when he was mean.0 -
Lol I am mean as well then! My kids are only allowed 30 minutes a day of "electronic device" time. Also, I do not allow any electronics or tv when we are eating. I want them to have memories that are going to last a lifetime and great experiences.... not worrying about beating level 600 in candy crush or mindcraft.0
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You old people and your old way of doing things.
My kids "hate" me. I'm the worst mother in the world because i made them clean their bedroom. I videotaped the tantrum.
I've documented tantrums before with pics and video. :devil:0 -
you are awesome. i love that you are so "mean".0
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i love this
i thought my grandma was the meanest person on earth because she would make me take a bath EVERY NIGHT, but now i smile when i remember all the arguments we used to have about this. miss her so much0
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