I have issues...

odusgolp

Ate a sausage link, giant meatball and gallon of spaghetti w/ homemade sauce from the little old lady in the kitchen 4 hours ago.




I'm ready for seconds.

Derp_Diggler

It's only an issue if she refuses to give you more. Then it's time to cut a bish.

BlueBombers

You now must do a cleanse.

odusgolp

It's only an issue if she refuses to give you more. Then it's time to cut a bish.

But... she closed her kitchen.

mccindy72

SGM_Adonis

As long as you stay away from all carbs, then you're techincally on a one day ketogenic diet. I see no issues here. Just don't hurt the lil' ol' lady in the kitchen.

Edited: I re-read and saw you ate a gallon of spaghetti. There is no hope. Eat all the foods before you die.

BrainyBurro

I'm ready for seconds.

Illini_Jim

odusgolp

It was so delicious... Let me tell you about this "restaurant."

You walk in this house, grab a fork and knife out of a bin, walk to her kitchen, and she plates whatever she made that day for you. You have no options, no menu, no nothing. She plates it, hands it to you, you go sit and eat in the dining area. Tell the bartender what you ate and pay him when you're done. It's genius.

mccindy72

Now I want to go there cause....

odusgolp

Now I want to go there cause....

It's soooo goood.

IPAkiller

That's messed up! You should always eat giant meatballs in pairs!

odusgolp

That's messed up! You should always eat giant meatballs in pairs!

But... you said you don't like it when I do that.

IPAkiller

But... you said you don't like it when I do that.

odusgolp

You're just jealous b/c I have all the carbs...

snowflake954

It was so delicious... Let me tell you about this "restaurant."

You walk in this house, grab a fork and knife out of a bin, walk to her kitchen, and she plates whatever she made that day for you. You have no options, no menu, no nothing. She plates it, hands it to you, you go sit and eat in the dining area. Tell the bartender what you ate and pay him when you're done. It's genius.

This is me in my kitchen---every day. I have 3 sons in their 20's and my husband to feed. By the way they are all thin.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Your metabolisms must love the spaghettis like mine does. I would eat a big honkin' bowl of it, and an hour later I was hungry again. That shniz was stokin' my metabolisms like crazy! So I figure if I just eat spaghetti all day, every day, I'ma be skinny in no time. :drinker:

Derp_Diggler

Your metabolisms must love the spaghettis like mine does. I would eat a big honkin' bowl of it, and an hour later I was hungry again. That shniz was stokin' my metabolisms like crazy! So I figure if I just eat spaghetti all day, every day, I'ma be skinny in no time. :drinker:

Ten million fat ladies in Italy would beg to differ. And although they may not be skinny, they are really, really happy.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Your metabolisms must love the spaghettis like mine does. I would eat a big honkin' bowl of it, and an hour later I was hungry again. That shniz was stokin' my metabolisms like crazy! So I figure if I just eat spaghetti all day, every day, I'ma be skinny in no time. :drinker:

Ten million fat ladies in Italy would beg to differ. And although they may not be skinny, they are really, really happy.

Don't rain on my parade, Derpy! :flowerforyou:

snowflake954

Your metabolisms must love the spaghettis like mine does. I would eat a big honkin' bowl of it, and an hour later I was hungry again. That shniz was stokin' my metabolisms like crazy! So I figure if I just eat spaghetti all day, every day, I'ma be skinny in no time. :drinker:

Ten million fat ladies in Italy would beg to differ. And although they may not be skinny, they are really, really happy.

Where are you getting those numbers? I live in Rome, ITALY and there aren't alot of fat people. I myself am American--married for 28 years to an Italian. I make pasta literally everyday, for my sons and my husband. I have alot of recipes, and my husband says he eats better at home than in the restaurants. So, if you haven't been here, you don't have a true picture. I had 30 lbs to lose a year ago, and have 10 left, so I wasn't a "fat lady in Italy". Am I happy

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I'm tired of cooking.

stephe1987

The problem with those foods is:
1) you always want seconds
2) you end up hungry a few hours later

snowflake954

Your metabolisms must love the spaghettis like mine does. I would eat a big honkin' bowl of it, and an hour later I was hungry again. That shniz was stokin' my metabolisms like crazy! So I figure if I just eat spaghetti all day, every day, I'ma be skinny in no time. :drinker:

Ten million fat ladies in Italy would beg to differ. And although they may not be skinny, they are really, really happy.

Don't rain on my parade, Derpy! :flowerforyou:

Thankyou!:flowerforyou:

snowflake954

The problem with those foods is:
1) you always want seconds
2) you end up hungry a few hours later

Actually not true--this is myth.

Derp_Diggler

Your metabolisms must love the spaghettis like mine does. I would eat a big honkin' bowl of it, and an hour later I was hungry again. That shniz was stokin' my metabolisms like crazy! So I figure if I just eat spaghetti all day, every day, I'ma be skinny in no time. :drinker:

Ten million fat ladies in Italy would beg to differ. And although they may not be skinny, they are really, really happy.

Where are you getting those numbers? I live in Rome, ITALY and there aren't alot of fat people. I myself am American--married for 28 years to an Italian. I make pasta literally everyday, for my sons and my husband. I have alot of recipes, and my husband says he eats better at home than in the restaurants. So, if you haven't been here, you don't have a true picture. I had 30 lbs to lose a year ago, and have 10 left, so I wasn't a "fat lady in Italy". Am I happy

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I'm tired of cooking.

A) It was a joke I lived there. While I didn't count them, there were a lot of fat old Italian ladies running around making pasta and other delicious food. Or maybe it was just the same three, I don't know. They all wore black so it was hard to tell them apart.

Go_Mizzou99

snowflake954

Your metabolisms must love the spaghettis like mine does. I would eat a big honkin' bowl of it, and an hour later I was hungry again. That shniz was stokin' my metabolisms like crazy! So I figure if I just eat spaghetti all day, every day, I'ma be skinny in no time. :drinker:

Ten million fat ladies in Italy would beg to differ. And although they may not be skinny, they are really, really happy.

Where are you getting those numbers? I live in Rome, ITALY and there aren't alot of fat people. I myself am American--married for 28 years to an Italian. I make pasta literally everyday, for my sons and my husband. I have alot of recipes, and my husband says he eats better at home than in the restaurants. So, if you haven't been here, you don't have a true picture. I had 30 lbs to lose a year ago, and have 10 left, so I wasn't a "fat lady in Italy". Am I happy

---

I'm tired of cooking.

A) It was a joke I lived there. While I didn't count them, there were a lot of fat old Italian ladies running around making pasta and other delicious food. Or maybe it was just the same three, I don't know. They all wore black so it was hard to tell them apart.

Were they short? My husband had 3 aunts when we married---always cooking up a storm, always in black. I learned my Italian from them. They weren't actually fat though, more like a little plump.