My wife bought reduced fat PB and turkey bacon...

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_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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Is this grounds for divorce?
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  • Jestinia
    Jestinia Posts: 1,153 Member
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    Dump her.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Without question.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    Rage quit! :angry:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Is she holding the good *kitten* hostage until you stop wearing Crocs?
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Just break up.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
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    What if it's a test? Like, you pretend you'll put up with it and she's all "JUST KIDDING, I KNEW YOU LOVED ME! Here's the real stuff."

    I've dated a couple of women like that...gets old after awhile.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    What did you do for her to punish you like that?
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    Please. You still ate it.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    You know better than to ask this question....you need a divorce lawyer and you should get everything based on the above
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    Wow, you must have really Pi$$ed her off!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    Wow, you must have really Pi$$ed her off!
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  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
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    Who let her out of the kitchen?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Your Ex-wife bought reduced fat PB and turkey bacon.

    Get used to saying it now.

    ^^^^^^This!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I suggest in turn, you buy her a girdle and some wrinkle vanishing cream.
  • brando79az
    brando79az Posts: 224 Member
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    Throw that out as bait to snare some hairy hippies for your "Thunderdome" games.

    2 hippies enter. One hippie leaves.
  • rikracer61
    rikracer61 Posts: 208
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    and so it starts...
  • LloydSev
    LloydSev Posts: 41 Member
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    I like Turkey Bacon personally. Never tried reduced fat PB, but it's only like 10 calories difference, so what's the point? lol.
  • rondaj05
    rondaj05 Posts: 497 Member
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    I suggest in turn, you buy her a girdle and some wrinkle vanishing cream.

    :noway: :laugh:

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