zombie apocalypse game

The only thing you have to protect yourself is an item(s) to the right of you.
What is this item(s) and how could you use it to protect yourself from being attacked by a zombie?


A lampshade... which I would either throw at the zombie or use to burn the zombie.

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  • uconnwinsnc
    uconnwinsnc Posts: 1,054 Member
    McDonnell Douglas F-15E Strike Eagle. I can use it to fly away and kill zombies and stuff.
  • snazzyjazzy21
    snazzyjazzy21 Posts: 1,298 Member
    A....staircase?
  • bridgie101
    bridgie101 Posts: 817 Member
    A cordless drill.

    :D

    this could be fun.
  • uconnwinsnc
    uconnwinsnc Posts: 1,054 Member
    I can kill all your staircases and drills with my jet.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    a bunch of flowers..

    ..hayfever them to hell?

    EDIT: throw the flowers at them as a distraction, break the crystal vase (*sobs*) and stab them thru the eye with a long shard.
  • _Lovely77_
    _Lovely77_ Posts: 993 Member
    my t.v. I guess I could force them to watch all the Twilight movies
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    a 5' steel rod that I have yet to cut down and install in my closet... not my favorite choice of a weapon but it definitely beats the Coke Zero immediately to my left! :laugh: :laugh:
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    My cat....use him as bait???
  • _mermaid_
    _mermaid_ Posts: 82
    a bunch of flowers..

    ..hayfever them to hell?

    EDIT: throw the flowers at them as a distraction, break the crystal vase (*sobs*) and stab them thru the eye with a long shard.

    Lol!!:laugh:
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    A SNUGGIE?

    What, am I going to COMFORT it into decapitation?

    This game is rigged =\

    :laugh:
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    My cat....use him as bait???

    could be a useful tool..

    Attack-Cat-Bush.gif
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
    A big mug of hot coffee... Splash into their eyes? Smash over head?

    Also: that clip above is hilarious!
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    i have a bottle of water and some scissors..... throw the water then stab with the scissors ?
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Water bottle - Throw water all over the zombie I guess...
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Water bottle - Throw water all over the zombie I guess...

    squirt it in the zombie's face so the ninja cat can attack...