Seeking Already-In-Shape Friends

delicious_cocktail

LOL, you can thank my husband for requesting both the smaller size pants and the photo. :bigsmile:

You had me at "hermaphrodidic clownfish".

whitebalance

I'm in awesome shape and have been known to turn a few heads but am totally the opposite of apathetic. I suppose I don't quite meet your criteria. I'm pretty sarcastic and some would say a bit of a comedienne. Are you already in shape and very attractive?

Yes. Any time I'm in town the CDC receives a marked increase in reported incidence of whiplash amongst straight women and bi/gay men.

True story. Medically proven and everything.

likitisplit

I'm in awesome shape and have been known to turn a few heads but am totally the opposite of apathetic. I suppose I don't quite meet your criteria. I'm pretty sarcastic and some would say a bit of a comedienne. Are you already in shape and very attractive?

Yes. Any time I'm in town the CDC receives a marked increase in reported incidence of whiplash amongst straight women and bi/gay men.

True story. Medically proven and everything.

But did you get a Dexa scan?

fit_war

What shape are you looking for? I can bend into just about anything.

Me too. This is me as a space invader

Too hot!!! Lol

SGM_Adonis

I used to be fit, but then I ran out of Splenda. I was forced to put regular sugar in muh coffee. I'm no longer fit. Oh and I have a penis. It wasn't meant to be.

QueenBishOTUniverse

LOL, you can thank my husband for requesting both the smaller size pants and the photo. :bigsmile:

You had me at "hermaphrodidic clownfish".

It's the rare man that can appreciate a polyandrous, lethally aggressive sex changing woman!

Sovi_

My ankles are in shape...Does that count?

Jonesingmucho

Meh