Nicknames for Circuit Machines!

Do any of you who work out with the circuit machines at health clubs have nicknames for the machines?? I've been working my butt off on them and over time I've developed some nicknames and I've love to hear yours!

1. Glutes: cheeseburger one
2. Hip abduction: cheeseburger two (get it? working out the "cheeseburgers" lol)
3. Hip adduction: the thigh cracker
4. Torso rotation: sit and spin
5. Rear delt: THAT machine, as in "Oh no its time for THAT MACHINE"
6. Lat pulldown: the wide backer