Dont make jokes in here

AquabearGO
AquabearGO Posts: 232 Member
in Chit-Chat
This is a serious site and should be treated as such! So no more funny business, jokes or silly questions!!!!!!
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  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Everyone knows MFP is a dating site.
  • sowhatsowhat
    sowhatsowhat Posts: 24
    So the Pope, a rabi, a priest, and a preacher all walk into a bar......
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    a skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer, , , , and a mop."
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Everyone knows MFP is a dating site.

    I don't know if "dating" is the right word....
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    My boss says I do the work of three men.



    Moe, Larry & Curly!
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    A horse walks into the bar and the bartender goes "Why the long face?". Sadly that's the only joke i know that won't get me in trouble with the mods lol
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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  • skrlec70
    skrlec70 Posts: 302 Member
    you mean this isn't facebook ?????:tongue::bigsmile:
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    My boss says I do the work of three men.



    Moe, Larry & Curly!

    Dohhhhh..... lol!!!!:laugh:
  • deedeetris
    deedeetris Posts: 207 Member
    So the Pope, a rabi, a priest, and a preacher all walk into a bar......

    ....and the bartender says, "What is this--some kind of joke???"
  • sargessexyone
    sargessexyone Posts: 494 Member
    Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest is to small :wink:



    ETA: Sorry guys not man bashing just one of the few jokes I know :heart:
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
  • paulawatkins1974
    paulawatkins1974 Posts: 720 Member
    Well Geez! Losing weight is hard enough! Now we have to stop having fun too! Guess I'm out. And how awesome are people who come on here and tell others what they should or should not do? FRICKEN AWESOME! Oops that was a joke. My bad
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    This is a serious site and should be treated as such! So no more funny business, jokes or silly questions!!!!!!

    You've been here for 2 years. Must be new !
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Are womenz allowed to post in your threads?
  • westendcurls
    westendcurls Posts: 252 Member
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  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    FIFY
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    People HATE it when we tell jokes about losing weight. They all just need to lighten up.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Two men walked into a bar. The other one ducked.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicks him out.
  • futurejedi
    futurejedi Posts: 111
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Everyone knows MFP is a dating site.




    I like to consider it a sight seeing website you can look but never touch
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Ok. :laugh:
  • FatFreeFrolicking
    FatFreeFrolicking Posts: 4,252 Member
    Says the guy who made the thread "10 reasons women should not be allowed in the gym"………

    :huh:
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Everyone knows MFP is a dating site.

    I don't know if "dating" is the right word....

    ROTFLMAO! MFP is the best eyecandy website :flowerforyou:
  • ravenribbs
    ravenribbs Posts: 289 Member
    So a baby seal walks into a club.........

    Lighten up, folks!
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  • paulawatkins1974
    paulawatkins1974 Posts: 720 Member
    Says the guy who made the thread "10 reasons women should not be allowed in the gym"………

    :huh:
    Yes I noticed a lot of his posts were pretty crazy
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Everyone knows MFP is a dating site.

    I don't know if "dating" is the right word....

    ROTFLMAO! MFP is the best hookup website :flowerforyou:

    FIFY

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