If your thoughts were a play, what are the acts?

karmac0matic

Mine-
Act 1: Girl weighs many more pounds than she desires to
Act 2: Girl is lactose intolerant yet can't stop eating chocolate
Act 3: Girl plots to shut down every Hershey's factory in America

The End

firfeous

Act 1: Looks for threads no one has commented on.
Act 2: Finds this thread
Act 3: Understands exactly why no one commented on it.
Act 4: Comments because I don't want you to feel bad no one commented on your thread.