Strip club haircuts

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wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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Does anyone know of any strip clubs that offer haircuts?

And are the haircuts free with admission or is it extra? Any package deals?
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO!
  • firfeous
    firfeous Posts: 196 Member
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    I think it's a great way to multitask
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
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    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO!

    Lololololol

    I'll send you pics
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Yes, but they only offer two styles: Bald and Landing Strip.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
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    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
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    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
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    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.

    With this mind, one day you will rule the world.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I'm not sure but I recently heard of a place in the UK. There's even a newspaper article about it. Only go if your significant other isn't pregnant though. Because hormones.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,618 Member
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    To increase revenue, Brazilians should be offered too.

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  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
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    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.

    With this mind, one day you will rule the world.

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  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
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    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:

    Abso-fkin-lutely. I'm a man, not a damn fairy Merman who elegantly manscapes every inch of my body. Bish please.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    Yes, but they only offer two styles: Bald and Landing Strip.

    OP is screwed. Nobody is buying that you ever need a haircut. A nice head buffing, maybe...
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
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    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.


    genius!
  • Mouse_Potato
    Mouse_Potato Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Okay, a girl's gotta draw the line somewhere...

    I am NOT learning how to cut hair, too!
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    The name of the club? One word.


    Trim.


    Brilliant.
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
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    The name of the club? One word.


    Trim.

    Pirate lesbian theme - Scissor Me Timbers. Because, you know, you use scissors to cut hair....and....scissoring?

    I'll see myself out.

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