Strip club haircuts

wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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Does anyone know of any strip clubs that offer haircuts?

And are the haircuts free with admission or is it extra? Any package deals?
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO!
  • firfeous
    firfeous Posts: 196 Member
    I think it's a great way to multitask
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO!

    Lololololol

    I'll send you pics
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Yes, but they only offer two styles: Bald and Landing Strip.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.

    With this mind, one day you will rule the world.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    I'm not sure but I recently heard of a place in the UK. There's even a newspaper article about it. Only go if your significant other isn't pregnant though. Because hormones.
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    To increase revenue, Brazilians should be offered too.

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  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.

    With this mind, one day you will rule the world.

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  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:

    Abso-fkin-lutely. I'm a man, not a damn fairy Merman who elegantly manscapes every inch of my body. Bish please.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Yes, but they only offer two styles: Bald and Landing Strip.

    OP is screwed. Nobody is buying that you ever need a haircut. A nice head buffing, maybe...
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    No but seriously, guys, this is a genius marketing plan. I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of it. Especially, think about it, people sneaking off to strip clubs - if the club charged for the haircut under an innocuous name and then gave you cash back so you could use it with the strippers. "No, honey, I got my haircut, see?" and you'd have both a receipt and a haircut and none would be the wiser.


    genius!
  • Mouse_Potato
    Mouse_Potato Posts: 1,513 Member
    Okay, a girl's gotta draw the line somewhere...

    I am NOT learning how to cut hair, too!
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    The name of the club? One word.


    Trim.


    Brilliant.
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    The name of the club? One word.


    Trim.

    Pirate lesbian theme - Scissor Me Timbers. Because, you know, you use scissors to cut hair....and....scissoring?

    I'll see myself out.
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
    The name of the club? One word.


    Trim.

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  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    My husband goes to see some Swedish ladies for his hair cuts. They don't strip, but they do give a very long head massage. Before he met his Swedish ladies, he used to ask me to shave his head topless. Brilliant idea for a strip club!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    The name of the club? One word.


    Trim.

    Bahahaha
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
    My husband goes to see some Swedish ladies for his hair cuts. They don't strip, but they do give a very long head massage. Before he met his Swedish ladies, he used to ask me to shave his head topless. Brilliant idea for a strip club!
    Aveda does that. Mmmmmmm. I love my wee Russian gal, her fingers are nimble.

    (What, I'm allowed to like girls, science has finally admitted I exist!)
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Does anyone know of any strip clubs that offer haircuts?

    And are the haircuts free with admission or is it extra? Any package deals?
    You want a haircut there? Aren't you a trusting soul.
  • 1HappyRedhead
    1HappyRedhead Posts: 413 Member
    Okay, a girl's gotta draw the line somewhere...

    I am NOT learning how to cut hair, too!


    BWAAHAAHAA
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
    Which head needs the haircut? That's the determining factor I think.

    Top head. Lower is good to go. :drinker:

    In that case, yes. I believe you're allowed a haircut. It's the lower head that costs extra.

    You got hair on your lower head?!? :sick:

    Abso-fkin-lutely. I'm a man, not a damn fairy Merman who elegantly manscapes every inch of my body. Bish please.

    Technically, he means balls. I hope.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I pity the fool that does not get strip club haiurcuts!!

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I pity the fool that does not get strip club haiurcuts!!

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    It wasn't a Mr. T haircut! It was a landing strip! Give him some credit, he's not an idiot.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I can't get over the image of hair on the tip of a penis enough to appreciate the brilliant humor going on in here....

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