Exercising Armed

RainRedfield
RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
in Chit-Chat
When exercising outdoors, do you carrying a defense weapon of any type?
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  • wardamnirish
    wardamnirish Posts: 395
    I do not, but have certainly thought about it. It would be really easy to take me out during one of my early morning runs.
  • oxers
    oxers Posts: 259 Member
    Not really. I live in an exceptionally good neighborhood in Utah, though, and our crime rate is crazy low. I've never been worried about it. If I were living in Escondido again or running at night or something, though, I'd absolutely be carrying police-grade mace with me.
  • scarrletti_girl
    scarrletti_girl Posts: 479 Member
    When I go out for walks around town I carry pepper spray and a rape whistle. Because I watch those shows where people get kidnapped and murdered because they were jogging and yeah. That show has shown me that no town is safe enough. So I go out prepared. I even carry my pepper spray when I go to the store because you never know.
    plus pepper spray is a good deterrent for most animals too.
  • BrownEyedSister
    BrownEyedSister Posts: 74 Member
    Making sure I come back to read the responses... :bigsmile:
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    typically whenever I am outdoors in the woods I have at least a pocket knife on me just in case I run into an issue with nature...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I thought this would be about.. Loaded guns...
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Nope, I'd totally take myself out with any weapon and it would be useless and possibly even dangerous to me if I were attacked. I do practice martial arts though :bigsmile:
  • Asherah29
    Asherah29 Posts: 354 Member
    I always carry a pocket knife I would like to get my concealed and carry license in order to carry a pistol just for safety factor - I run on a old road off a major highway. The only two houses nearby are about a mile apart, and its in the middle of nowhere. Besides the creeper possibility there's lots and lots of coyotes.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    I thought this would be about.. Loaded guns...
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    I never go out wihtout it ...

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    But in all seriousness, I run in the woods behind my house, and the most dangerous thing out there are coyotes - but they're generally afraid of people, and there's enough people walking large breed dogs off-leash out there that I'm not worried (I see 10-15 people and their dogs on any given run). And invisible bears. They come out at twilight on the darker trails. You can hear them in the woods. They're EVERYWHERE.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    just a machete but i always carry it
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Yes. My body is a lethal weapon.
  • andylowry
    andylowry Posts: 89
    I have a revolver on me unless I'm asleep.
  • dcwardell
    dcwardell Posts: 4 Member
    I work on a military installation and usually go my running on base, either before or after work. We can't carry weapons on-base! Anytime I am not on base I have a little .380 I carry (leagally) in a Thunderwear(R) holster. Works fine with sweats or loose running shorts. When I was in Baghdad we always carried weapons - I found a Nighthawk(R) shoulder holster worked well for carrying my gov't issue 9mm.
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    Depending on the time of day and area I'm exercising in I carry

    Handgun, Asp x2 (Extend-a-Batons), Knife, Taser, or Pepper Spray.

    More often than not I carry 2 of the above.
  • MagJam2004
    MagJam2004 Posts: 651 Member
    just some thoughts on the issue

    http://iranwithrobert.com/archives/591


    personally, I don't carry anything. Though there are some wild dogs and I've debated whether or not I should change that.
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    just some thoughts on the issue

    http://iranwithrobert.com/archives/591


    personally, I don't carry anything. Though there are some wild dogs and I've debated whether or not I should change that.

    Great link :)
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    I always take my arms with me :laugh:
  • DevSanchez
    DevSanchez Posts: 314 Member
    Being a female and normally running in a huge park early in the morning, sometimes before the sun is at full peak its a necessity. I carry my wittle baby Ruger LCP. I am also usually armed with an 80lbs Pitbull.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I thought this would be about.. Loaded guns...
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    Wrong gun. I was thinking of a flesh-type one, tbh.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,040 Member
    2 guns. I just flex em and get left alone.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • PennyM140
    PennyM140 Posts: 423 Member
    Usually a knife but thinking about carrying a gun. Bears are becoming a concern. A jogger was recently attacked by one and I have seen evidence of one a few times on my trail.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    I thought this would be about.. Loaded guns...
    Elmer_fudd-2.jpg
    Wrong gun. I was thinking of a flesh-type one, tbh.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,040 Member
    Depending on the time of day and area I'm exercising in I carry

    Handgun, Asp x2 (Extend-a-Batons), Knife, Taser, or Pepper Spray.

    More often than not I carry 2 of the above.
    Where do you hide your stuff in a kilt?:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • meganjcallaghan
    meganjcallaghan Posts: 949 Member
    I didn't used to even think about it because fat girls are hard to man-handle into submission. However, now that I'm less than half what I used to be and have lost so much muscle, I do take my keys and arrange their carabiner over my knuckles with the big sharp keys poking through my fingers like wolverine claws. I can still throw a decent punch despite my wimpy arms and actually chipped a marble counter top while proving to a guy that I could hit someone with my keys on my knuckles like that and not hurt my own fist. They just have to get close enough. lol
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    Waiting to get kidnaped... ladies... ;)
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    spray and stabby-thing*, attached to pursepack, when skateboarding. spray in hand when running outside.

    * not sure what you call this blunt, pointed thing, besides"deterrent." i just like it because it looks like DeSade's idea of a secstoy.

    eta i've only ever been bothered while skateboarding, by dogs. :grumble:
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
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    Amen, brother! I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax... for duck hunting.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    I pull a Walther PPQ .40 S&W on any woman approaching me with Woverine claws.
  • DevSanchez
    DevSanchez Posts: 314 Member
    I didn't used to even think about it because fat girls are hard to man-handle into submission. However, now that I'm less than half what I used to be and have lost so much muscle, I do take my keys and arrange their carabiner over my knuckles with the big sharp keys poking through my fingers like wolverine claws. I can still throw a decent punch despite my wimpy arms and actually chipped a marble counter top while proving to a guy that I could hit someone with my keys on my knuckles like that and not hurt my own fist. They just have to get close enough. lol

    ^ Love this! Ha!

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