Evil Powers

jennifer_417
jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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I've decided to use my powers for evil from now on. Who's in? What's your evil super power?
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  • wardamnirish
    wardamnirish Posts: 395
    If I had the power to make myself invisible I would use it for all kinds of evil purposes.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    See... That's my problem. I'm too good and ppl use their evil powers on me! I need to discover the evil powers within me to ward off those evil doers. I do like the previous poster who said to be invisible! That would be cool!!!!
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    My strongest superpower is never telling.
  • AseRock2
    AseRock2 Posts: 19
    pissing on the clean dishes.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Xray vision... :)
  • CipherZero
    CipherZero Posts: 1,418 Member
    Knowledge is power.
    All power corrupts.
    Study hard.
    Be evil.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    The power to appear innocent.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    master of manipulation

    do my biddings minions.....

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  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    I always wanted minions.

    Can I have the evil power of enslavery.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    my thousands of followers agree

    that I am a good cult leader
  • sherrydm1966
    sherrydm1966 Posts: 5
    I want minions, too.
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    To be able to do pure evil I would want the God Superpower. It's omniscience, omnipotence, and omnipresence all in one power, and with that I could create and/or destroy evil without restriction. Though I think I'd use it for good, mostly.
  • beachgod
    beachgod Posts: 567 Member
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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Yeah I want some minions! Who wants to by my minion! I make a terrific evil leader. Really. :devil:
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Ill be your minion! BUT.... ONLY if we get to do really cool evil things, not mean evil things! :glasses:
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,340 Member
    pissing on the clean dishes.

    Dishes done!

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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Ill be your minion! BUT.... ONLY if we get to do really cool evil things, not mean evil things! :glasses:

    Not...mean...evil...things? You would be a terrible minion!
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    The power to appear innocent.
    that would never work for you :-)
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    The power of seduction :devil:
  • ItsFunnyCauseHesFat
    ItsFunnyCauseHesFat Posts: 24 Member
    surfinbird...someone already granted that wish to you a looooong time ago!
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
    How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away.... with mind bullets!

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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away.... with mind bullets!

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    Ok, you can be my minion!
  • frannieshack
    frannieshack Posts: 327 Member
    Good always conquers Evil in the end. You all know this!!!
  • PennyM140
    PennyM140 Posts: 423 Member
    My super power is getting people to tell me their secrets. It's not evil though because I never use their secrets against them.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Farting and causing nose hair burn.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :devil:

    I'm not sure I would necessarily use my powers for evil or just myself.

    Wait... how does this work again?
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    making ppl feel uncomfortable with their own choices since 2010

    etr grammar fail
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    My evil power is I have a very good poker face
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Ill be your minion! BUT.... ONLY if we get to do really cool evil things, not mean evil things! :glasses:

    Not...mean...evil...things? You would be a terrible minion!

    :sad: Yea....... I was never good at being the bad guy!!...lol

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