Movie Scenes that Make Laugh Every Time!

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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    A few...

    The "those aren't pillows," "your F'd", driving on the wrong side of the highway, and rental car on fire scenes in the John Candy/Steve Martin movie Plains, Trains and Automobiles. I remember going to the theatre to see that movie, and everyone in there was cracking up.

    Ruthless People - kidnappers (Judge Reinhold) having to lower the ransom because her (Bette Midler) husband (Danny Devito) doesn't want her back.

    The scene in Stir Crazy where Richard Prior and Gene Wilder are put in that little prison cell with that huge murderer.

    George Hamilton (as Dracula) flying around (as a bat) in Love at First Bite being mistaken for chicken (a hungry family tried to catch and eat him)
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Austin Powers (the First one), the slow moving steamroller scene is hilarious.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    I have seen Ghostbusters more times than I can count. I saw it as a kid in the theater, and when it came back at a midnight screening I took my kid sister to see it on the big screen. I ALWAYS crack up at the end when they are "clearing their minds" to prevent Gozer from sending the second coming. It goes like this:

    Gozer: The Choice is made!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!
    Gozer: The Traveller has come!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything!
    [turns to Egon]
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything?
    Dr. Egon Spengler: No.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU?
    Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: *I* didn't choose anything...
    [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]
    Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"
    Dr Ray Stantz: I... I... I tried to think...
    Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK!
    [they all look over one side of the roof]
    Dr Ray Stantz: No! It CAN'T be!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?
    Dr Ray Stantz: It CAN'T be!
    Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you DO, Ray?
    Winston Zeddemore: Oh, ****!
    [they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]
    Dr Ray Stantz: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

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  • infinitevast
    infinitevast Posts: 875 Member
    All of the movie Bridesmaids. Hilarious!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
    Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
    Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
    Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
  • DucklingtoSwan
    DucklingtoSwan Posts: 169 Member
    Hands down, the Singing Bush/Invisible Swordsman scene in The Three Amigos!

    "She'll be driiiiiiiivingsixwhitehorseswhenshecomes...."

    "Oh, great- you've shot the invisible Swordsman!"

    :bigsmile:
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Team America World Police - "Matt Damon!"
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    From Snatch: Right before Brad Pitt's character goes into a fight, [roused from his drunken stupor] "I need to have a sh***!"

    From Trainspotting:
    Begbie: That lassie got glassed, and no c*** leaves here till we find out what c*** did it.
    Man: [shouts] Who the f*** are you?
    Begbie: Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
    [kicks him in the crotch]
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    All of the movie Bridesmaids. Hilarious!

    Yes! The food poison scene still cracks me up every time.

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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Anything with Chris Farley is pretty hilarious too!

    Team America!! omg lol That movie cracks me up.
  • DucklingtoSwan
    DucklingtoSwan Posts: 169 Member
    And who can forget the Knights who Until Recently Said, "Ni!"

    "Bring me................. a SHRUBBERY!"
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    The Jerk and Airplane are two others that crack me up!

    "Do you like gladiator movies?"
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "40 Year Old Virgin" scene when they are playing poker and Steve Carell tries to make up a fake sex story.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    Every time Tina Fey said "kill shot" in Date Night.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Any number of scenes in the princess bride.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Opening credits to Zombieland

    The zombie stripper.

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  • joseccastaneda
    joseccastaneda Posts: 267 Member
    I have too many favorite movies to name but definitely some of those listed here. Special mention to Super Troopers, that movie is awsome: "Stinks Like Sex in Here."

    Also a few favorites from Kevin Smith.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Blazing Saddles....
    The farting scene at the camp fire,
    The sheriff is "near", Explanation to being hit in the head with a shovel....so many!!
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Blazing Saddles....
    The farting scene at the camp fire,
    The sheriff is "near", Explanation to being hit in the head with a shovel....so many!!
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    This entire movie. So damn funny. My favorite line, edited: "All right. We'll give some land to the n****** and the c*****, but we DON'T...WANT... THE IRISH!"
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Blazing Saddles....
    The farting scene at the camp fire,
    The sheriff is "near", Explanation to being hit in the head with a shovel....so many!!
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    This entire movie. So damn funny. My favorite line, edited: "All right. We'll give some land to the n****** and the c*****, but we DON'T...WANT... THE IRISH!"

    OK I have to agree I love this movie it cracks me up! I don't think I could pick one favorite scene!

    Now City Slickers.......... Also one of my favs

    "is between Phil, and Mitch. Where Phil thought the cactus was a snake bite"

    "You were gonna suck my *kitten*!"


    I die every time!!!!


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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Ohhh and on Kindergarten Cop...when his partner is sick....and trips over the log. I DIE laughing. Always have, always will.
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Superbad

    The Steven Glansberg scene
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    +1 on Nothing to Lose, Dumb and Dumber, and Ace Ventura (both of them) - so many hilarious scenes in both movies.

    Also, plenty of scenes in the Hangover 1 and 2. I wasn't a huge fan of the third one. My favorite is probably:

    Allen: It says he we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter.
    Doug: I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Allen.
    Allen: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling if you know you're going to win. Counting cards is a fool-proof system.
    Stu: It's also illegal.
    Allen: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon - like masturbating on an elevator.
    Phil: I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too.
    Allen: Yeah, maybe after 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
    Doug: Either way, you've gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay? It's not easy.
    Allen: Oh really? Maybe we should tell that to Rainmain, because he nearly bankrupted a casino and he was a ruh-tard.

    Other movies with great funny scenes: Knocked Up, Superbad, Easy A, Just Go With It

    Wow, I just realized that I typed "elevator" instead of "airplane." How the hell....?
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
    Ohhh and on Kindergarten Cop...when his partner is sick....and trips over the log. I DIE laughing. Always have, always will.

    It's not a tumor!

    Boys have penises, girls have vaginas
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Simon Pegg has a direct line to my funny bone...I find him absolutely hilarious...whether it be in "Shaun of the Dead", "Hot Fuzz" or even his role as Scotty in the Star Trek movies, he cracks me up.

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