Cheesy pick-up lines

ClaudiaKho13
ClaudiaKho13 Posts: 229 Member
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what's the cheesiest pick up line you can think of?
mine is: Are you a parking ticket? Because you have got Fine written all over you
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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    "I'm not a dancer, I'm a lover". Said while dancing at a night club, pretty sure I laughed.
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
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  • bbb84
    bbb84 Posts: 418 Member
    Are those space pants, cause your a** is out of this world .
  • ClaudiaKho13
    ClaudiaKho13 Posts: 229 Member
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    whaaaat.... hahahahaha
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    You're such a beauty, have you ever been with a beast?
  • AnthonyThrashD
    AnthonyThrashD Posts: 306 Member
    "Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver."
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    "I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.... ♥
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    "Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver."

    Extra cheesy, are we??? :tongue:
  • ClaudiaKho13
    ClaudiaKho13 Posts: 229 Member
    "Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver."

    Extra cheesy, are we??? :tongue:

    haha i see what you did there :bigsmile:
  • AthleticForties_wechanged
    AthleticForties_wechanged Posts: 611
    Nice shoes. Wanna f***?
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Your bum looks big in that dress
  • firfeous
    firfeous Posts: 196 Member
    As long as I have a face you'll have a place to sit...
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    Mine is after I ask for her number and all ready built some rapport and she says she has a bf or shows me her ring. "No worries! I only give samples!" ;) lmao, typically I smile as they pretend to act disgusted and hand them my business card to regularly hear back in a few days.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Hi, listen, I'm sorry to trouble you, but you see that guy over there? The one with the dark hair? Well, he's a friend of mine and he's RIDICULOUSLY shy. Now, I know this is a bit silly, but, he was wondering, if you're not seeing anyone, at the minute, Could I buy you a drink?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    Hi, listen, I'm sorry to trouble you, but you see that guy over there? The one with the dark hair? Well, he's a friend of mine and he's RIDICULOUSLY shy. Now, I know this is a bit silly, but, he was wondering, if you're not seeing anyone, at the minute, Could I buy you a drink?
    *clap clap* - Sir, I like your style!
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Nice shoes. Wanna f***?

    BOOM!! I like a guy who can appreciate good shoes :flowerforyou:
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    Without you in my life my heart is as full of holes as swiss cheese. :flowerforyou:
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    "I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"

    :devil: I like this one :laugh:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Hi, listen, I'm sorry to trouble you, but you see that guy over there? The one with the dark hair? Well, he's a friend of mine and he's RIDICULOUSLY shy. Now, I know this is a bit silly, but, he was wondering, if you're not seeing anyone, at the minute, Could I buy you a drink?

    I will admit this is good. I
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    "I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"

    Wanna lick my fallopian tubes? O_O jeebus. lol
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    Do you have a swim suit? I have my snorkling kit.
  • butlersoft
    butlersoft Posts: 219 Member
    marks out of 10? I'd give you one .... :smokin:
  • arains89
    arains89 Posts: 442 Member
    "Wanna get a pizza and F**k?"

    "No!!"

    "What's wrong? You don't like pizza?"
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    While I was in line at the bakery, picking up my Mom's birthday cake a guy tells me that I don't need that cake, I'm sweet enough already. Had he not said the last part, he might have lost his balls. Lolz.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Do you know what material this is (grabbing shirt between finger and thumb)? Boyfriend material. :devil:
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Me: Have I told you how much you look like my second wife?
    Her: How many times have you been married?
    Me: Just once.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Me: Excuse me this is a matter of utmost urgency; you have to tell me your name.
    Her: Why.
    Me: So every night when I dream of you, I’ll know what to call you by.
    :love:
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    Walk up and tuck a dollar in the front of a girl's pants.

    Know what that is? It's all you can eat for under a buck.

    I admit to having used that on more than one occasion.
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
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