The pants game, part II

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DBoone85
DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
This time, you take a famous quote from history, or a movie line, or something similar, and replace one or more of the nouns with the word "PANTS"...

For example:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Pants.

or

Give me Liberty or Give me Pants!

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  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    From The Silence of the Lambs:

    "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his PANTS with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
  • Sweetout
    Sweetout Posts: 153
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    ....they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their pants
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    "I feel the need—the need for pants!!"