I've glimpsed our future and I say... go back.

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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This is so WRONG! What ever happened to the good ol' days when men carried around their tape measures to keep the ladies in line?

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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Between this and hoverboards, I'm not sure what I'm more excited about.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Between this and hoverboards, I'm not sure what I'm more excited about.


    MJ isn't sure either...

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I have no issue with this...none at all.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    That actually looks painful.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    There goes my summer wardrobe plans
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member


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    Those suits are sexy. And I'd volunteer for his job!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    There goes my summer wardrobe plans

    You're the exception, Liane. You share pics :)
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    That actually looks painful.
    ^This. My first thought was, "Good lord! That's gotta chafe like the beejeesus!"
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    There goes my summer wardrobe plans


    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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    That actually looks painful.
    ^This. My first thought was, "Good lord! That's gotta chafe like the beejeesus!"
    that's flossome \m/
  • nltg13
    nltg13 Posts: 24 Member
    OMG you could have asked before taking pictures of my behind and posting them online!
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    OMG you could have asked before taking pictures of my behind and posting them online!

    Stop taunting me with it and then I'll start respectifying your shizz, yo!
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    There goes my summer wardrobe plans

    You're the exception, Liane. You share pics :)

    Only with you my dear

    gosh I'm too easy
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Was a picture taken from the front?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Was a picture taken from the front?

    I just choked on my rice *LOL*
  • rebalee8
    rebalee8 Posts: 161 Member
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    That actually looks painful.

    She has thigh gap. It's okay.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    That actually looks painful.

    She has thigh gap. It's okay.

    That's great. I'd be more concerned with denim in my vagina.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    OK, someone out here MUST get the subject line reference... Anyone?

    I have 10 Schrute Bucks for you!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    That actually looks painful.

    She has thigh gap. It's okay.

    That's great. I'd be more concerned with denim in my vagina.

    Why? I'm thinking it would be nice and absorbent.
  • rsoice
    rsoice Posts: 212 Member
    OMG you could have asked before taking pictures of my behind and posting them online!

    I am utterly and completely in awe!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    When the butt cheeks hang out we call that "gunch" at my house. lol

    of course most of the gunch we see is of the.....................disgusting and just plain wrong variety.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    That actually looks painful.

    She has thigh gap. It's okay.

    That's great. I'd be more concerned with denim in my vagina.

    Why? I'm thinking it would be nice and absorbent.
    Psssh! Honey, we all know you'd have all sorts of allergic reaction to that ish.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    I see nothing wrong with this... as long as there are lots of squats in the future, no one wants People Of Walmart style booty shorts here...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    That actually looks painful.

    She has thigh gap. It's okay.

    That's great. I'd be more concerned with denim in my vagina.

    Like that's the worst thing you've had in there.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    That actually looks painful.

    She has thigh gap. It's okay.

    That's great. I'd be more concerned with denim in my vagina.

    Like that's the worst thing you've had in there.

    SHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Too+short+shorts.+Photo+cscbeat.wordpress.com.jpg

    That actually looks painful.

    She has thigh gap. It's okay.

    That's great. I'd be more concerned with denim in my vagina.

    Why? I'm thinking it would be nice and absorbent.
    Psssh! Honey, we all know you'd have all sorts of allergic reaction to that ish.

    Only if you rub avocado on the denim, silly!


    Or if it's denim with stretch, cause I'm allergic to that... *kitten*. I'm so screwed.