Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion.

Stoshew71
Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.


This topic is all about quotes from the movie, Monty Python's, The Holy Grail.


Give me your favorite quote from the movie. Go!

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  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
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  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! " bwahahaha great movie!
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Well, a bit of dialog is my fav:

    King Arthur: I am your king.

    Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

    King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

    Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?

    [Angelic music plays... ]

    King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

    Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    Arthur: Be quiet!

    Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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    This scene!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    My favorite part:

    It had sharp terrible teeth... like this! (holds to fingers in front of mouth pointing down)

    Is the beast behind the rabbit?

    No it 'tis the rabbit!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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  • cstringfellow2013
    cstringfellow2013 Posts: 172 Member
    Well, a bit of dialog is my fav:

    King Arthur: I am your king.

    Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

    King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

    Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?

    [Angelic music plays... ]

    King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

    Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    Arthur: Be quiet!

    Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    THE BEST!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Bring out your dead!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    How do you know she is a witch -
    She looks like one.
  • akh1981
    akh1981 Posts: 67 Member
    LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

    GALAHAD: I don't think I was.

    LANCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

    GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

    LANCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

    GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

    LANCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

    GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

    LANCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.

    GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.

    LANCELOT: No, I'm not.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Bring out your dead!

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    My favorite scene.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Oh my! Did someone call my name?
  • l_ashley
    l_ashley Posts: 154 Member
    The discussion they had regarding the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow killed me.
  • wildrose53
    wildrose53 Posts: 1,342 Member
    You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    This scene!

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  • wildrose53
    wildrose53 Posts: 1,342 Member
    You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I'm French. Why do you think I have this out----rageous accent you silly king.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I told them we already got one.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Can't stop laughing lolol
  • bimpski
    bimpski Posts: 176 Member
    I fart in your general direction, it's just a flesh wound and run away.
  • AleciaG724
    AleciaG724 Posts: 705 Member
    I love this whole freakin' movie.

    The scene with the king explaining to the guards to stay in the room and make sure the prince doesn't leave:

    King: Where are you going?

    Guards: We're going with you.

    The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe - I was also a wee bit tipsy ;)
  • AleciaG724
    AleciaG724 Posts: 705 Member
    "...and NO SINGING!"
  • AleciaG724
    AleciaG724 Posts: 705 Member
    "I'm not dead yet...:
  • akh1981
    akh1981 Posts: 67 Member

    The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe - I was also a wee bit tipsy ;)

    A wee bit tipsy is the best way to watch it! :)
  • AleciaG724
    AleciaG724 Posts: 705 Member
    "And after the spanking, the oral sex"

    "Well, I could stay a bit longer..."
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