Is spotted **** a clean food?

Derpes

Someone said that if consumed in large quantities, it produces loads of toxins.

U_R_my_Sunshine

I have to buy my company a new monitor because I just spit water all over this one..

Miska_

I prefer my spotted d*ck without spots....no raisins.

ew_david

Someone said that if consumed in large quantities, it produces loads of toxins.

Derpes

I prefer my spotted d*ck without spots....no raisins.

Hmm...but I am worried about the toxins!

_John_

The can is microwavable? but I thought metal in the microwave was a NoNo

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'd be worried, too, because "sponge". So, it's probably soaked in aaaallll teh toxins. A clean D is a good D. Hygiene is key.

George_Baileys_Ghost

LOL You can't eat sponges.

_John_

LOL You can't eat sponges.

the hell you can't...real ones are living organisms...that's even paleo...(would they be considered vegan?)

richardheath

Someone said that if consumed in large quantities, it produces loads of toxins.

I heard if you smother it in custard, it neutralizes the toxins.

jackpotclown

it stays clean if kept stored....



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Saucy_lil_Minx

LOL You can't eat sponges.

the hell you can't...real ones are living organisms...that's even paleo...(would they be considered vegan?)

Chewy!!

The_Enginerd

LOL You can't eat sponges.

the hell you can't...real ones are living organisms...that's even paleo...(would they be considered vegan?)

Sponges are in the animal kingdom, so probably not. Even though they have no nervous system and can't feel anything.

SnuggleSmacks

Now you know why your Aunt Bessie seemed a bit "different."

Tomm88

Spotted ****, Toad in the hole..... most british dishes sound like a nasty STD

George_Baileys_Ghost

LOL You can't eat sponges.

the hell you can't...real ones are living organisms...that's even paleo...(would they be considered vegan?)

FRABTIOUS DAY! My next shower won't be nearly as hungry.

_John_

LOL You can't eat sponges.

the hell you can't...real ones are living organisms...that's even paleo...(would they be considered vegan?)

FRABTIOUS DAY! My next shower won't be nearly as hungry.

I said real ones...ones that have been soaked in 5-8% sodium hypochlorite or sodium dodecyl sulfate are no longer clean...

TX_Rhon

it stays clean if kept stored....



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George_Baileys_Ghost

LOL You can't eat sponges.

the hell you can't...real ones are living organisms...that's even paleo...(would they be considered vegan?)

FRABTIOUS DAY! My next shower won't be nearly as hungry.

I said real ones...ones that have been soaked in 5-8% sodium hypochlorite or sodium dodecyl sulfate are no longer clean...

You scientific *kitten*....

darrensurrey

Spotted ****, Toad in the hole..... most british dishes sound like a nasty STD

And offensive:

George_Baileys_Ghost

Spotted ****, Toad in the hole..... most british dishes sound like a nasty STD

And offensive:

Hey! Stay on topic! You're undercutting the subtle nuance of his wiener joke!

Derpes

Spotted ****, Toad in the hole..... most british dishes sound like a nasty STD

Easy with the disease shaming!

Galatea_Stone

Spotted ****, Toad in the hole..... most british dishes sound like a nasty STD

Easy with the disease shaming!

I'm sorry, but what about Clapshot? Seriously, who wants to eat something called clapshot?

That's just asking for trouble.

George_Baileys_Ghost

Spotted ****, Toad in the hole..... most british dishes sound like a nasty STD

Easy with the disease shaming!

I'm sorry, but what about Clapshot? Seriously, who wants to eat something called clapshot?

That's just asking for trouble.

*eats all your Clapshot*

SnuggleSmacks

I bet this is fabulous with spotted ****.

darrensurrey

Spotted ****, Toad in the hole..... most british dishes sound like a nasty STD

And offensive:

Hey! Stay on topic! You're undercutting the subtle nuance of his wiener joke!

Can't help it. I love *kitten*.

Sinisterly

:gigglesnort: bahahahaha .

Madame_Goldbricker

I'm more of a savoury kinda girl. You can't beat a good old ****-a-leekie in my opinion.