Words grown adults should not use

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  • InCHarmsWay
    InCHarmsWay Posts: 103 Member
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    Appeteasers. I mean, appetizers is a real word, just use it! Even worse when dining establishments do it!!
  • serindipte
    serindipte Posts: 1,557 Member
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    butt head

    Agreed. The appropriate term is "assbutt"

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  • AquabearGO
    AquabearGO Posts: 232 Member
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    EPIC= Was cool after the first season of How I Met Your Mother, was stupid sounding by the Middle of Season 2.

    BESTIE= No Man Woman or Werewolf over the age of 12 should use this word. EVER. NO EXCEPTIONS

    DUDE= See above

    TWERK= Dont say it and dont EVEN think about doing it. Just dont.

    BUTTHURT= You sound like an idiot.

    Baby Momma/Daddy= You ARE an idiot.

    Vajayjay= I will beat you to death with your own shoes.

    Derp= Dont know what it means and dont care, so dont say it.
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
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    DUDE!
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
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    shizzle...no one should actually use that now that I think about it.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I just thought of a new one.

    Since we can't say sluts, or vaj, or ginormous....

    Vajnormous. You know who you are.:wink:

    That was supposed to be our little secret :angry:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    "We need to talk...."

    I HATE it when adults use those words!!

    Almost as bad as "I got some ointment for it"
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I just thought of a new one.

    Since we can't say sluts, or vaj, or ginormous....

    Vajnormous. You know who you are.:wink:

    That was supposed to be our little secret :angry:

    hotdog in a hallway.........
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    YOLO
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    butt head

    Agreed. The appropriate term is "assbutt"

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    Or "*kitten* hat"
  • Thewatcher_66
    Thewatcher_66 Posts: 1,643 Member
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    Saying "like" in every sentence. Example.... Like, I was at the mall and "like" I saw these shoes that were "like" really cool. ugh.
  • HipsterWhovian
    HipsterWhovian Posts: 195 Member
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    I'm going to post a list of words that I use on a regular basis, but first, let me take a selfie...

    Done, here we go!

    Totes
    Amazeballs
    Sassy
    Cool beans
    Selfie
    Epic fail
    Chillax
    Yummy
    That's what she said
    I know, right?
    I can't even
    Crunk
    Twerk

    I'm 23, does that class me as a grown adult? I'd like to think it doesn't. Otherwise, I'm going to have to change a lot of my vocab - I can't even, that's such an epic fail, some cray-cray *kitten*. Oh well, I'm gonna go twerk and crunk (burn some calories from my totes yummy dinner) then just chillax, gonna be amazeballs. Coz I'm sassy.

    Although, no-one in the history of forever should use the word moist. EVER
  • pobalita
    pobalita Posts: 741 Member
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    noms.

    I want to slap anyone that says it.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    LOL. As in, to actually speak it, i.e., L-O-L.

    I was once on a blind date and he left to go to the bathroom and he said "B-R-B, haha" I left while he was pissing.

    I truly LOL'ed when I read this. I mean, I actually laughed out loud. I never really laugh out loud. Especially at mildly amusing stuff I read on the internet, that people would comment LOL to. But, this was truly f#cken funny. 10 /10 for using the word, 'pissing.' :wink:
  • CoffeeBugg
    CoffeeBugg Posts: 75 Member
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    Delish :mad:
  • daubawauba
    daubawauba Posts: 20 Member
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    YOLO. Grown *kitten* people should not say YOLO! EVER!





    I just said it twice....hangs head in shame...
    But... You only YOLO one.
  • wakingdreamer
    wakingdreamer Posts: 12 Member
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    These curiously strong reactions to such a silly thing make me really glad I'm a paranoid shut in. LOL.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Eh, I have a long list and not enough time/care.
  • BuildaBetterBody4
    BuildaBetterBody4 Posts: 89
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    I hate when grown men refer to male friends as "My Dog"
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
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    noms.

    I want to slap anyone that says it.

    That disqualifies about half of all MFP posts... 'sammich' would take care of the other half... you know because words :eyeroll:

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