Complimenting Men

LolBroScience
LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
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So being the classy lady I am I like peppering men with compliments and I've noticed the following are the only appropriate things to compliment typically.

eyes - to get a romantic vibe going
legs - to get a sexy vibe going on
eye lashes - because her eyes aren't nice enough to compliment but I want to be romantic and not a liar
and of course the generalizations of just her looking good as a whole.


What body part is the most fav of getting complimented on, yet doesn't cross any lines? - I have a thing about being morally upright wink

+1 if you tell me word-for-word exactly what the best compliment you ever received was.

Wut?

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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Dat *kitten* doe!
  • xkissylou
    xkissylou Posts: 76
    "You have huge eyes!!"
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member

    What body part is the most fav of getting complimented on, yet doesn't cross any lines? - I have a thing about being morally upright wink


    That's too bad. I love it when I get told how large my peen is.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member

    What body part is the most fav of getting complimented on, yet doesn't cross any lines? - I have a thing about being morally upright wink


    That's too bad. I love it when I get told how large my peen is.

    Definitely go for the peen. Men LOVE to be objectified, just like women.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    He seems to like when I just jump his bones.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    I usually compliment men's eyes, eyelashes, *kitten*, hair, and hands. Yes, hands.

    And how they smell.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I generally just say "Oh, you have such big biceps!!" and then faint and hope they catch me.




    faint.gif


    It rarely works.
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    I generally just say "Oh, you have such big biceps!!" and then faint and hope they catch me.




    faint.gif


    It rarely works.

    This is a good strategy
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member

    What body part is the most fav of getting complimented on, yet doesn't cross any lines? - I have a thing about being morally upright wink


    That's too bad. I love it when I get told how large my peen is.

    Right? I love the sound of "nice ****!" in the morning.
  • abuck_13
    abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member
    I generally just say "Oh, you have such big biceps!!" and then faint and hope they catch me.




    faint.gif


    It rarely works.

    Maybe you are trying it around the wrong ones....
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    I like to honk and catcall from my car, sometimes exercising a truly obscene vocabulary, until they finally acknowledge me, and then laugh and speed off if they approach, yell, or flip me off.
  • DanaDark
    DanaDark Posts: 2,187 Member
    Women are the new men. Just go for it. Socially they may be like "Oh my word!" but on the inside, and with their friends, there's high fives going all around.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    You forgot to put "MEN ONLY" in your thread title. Now how will you keep the ladies out of here?

    Amateur
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    Dat *kitten* doe!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    He seems to like when I just jump his bones.

    ^THIS!!!! ALWAYS THIS^
  • justcat206
    justcat206 Posts: 716 Member
    Apparently "you have cute feet" is not an appropriate complement :blushing:
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    I hate being complimented. Its creepy, especially at the gym.
  • kikityme
    kikityme Posts: 472 Member
    "You look just like my dad!"

    It also rarely works.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Come on guys... Chime in!!! I need lessons!!! :laugh:
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    Generally "I like your shirt", if they're wearing one, is a safe way to start.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "That's one killer dong you have there, sir!" Men love a classy lady, so be sure to address them formally with "sir."
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,153 Member
    When I was 93 lbs heavier not many compliments came my way.....now I have been told --"wow you look good!!"

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