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SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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My beard is starting to get too sexy. My lady is starting to get jealous of the attention it gets.

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  • wardamnirish
    wardamnirish Posts: 395
    Oh how I wish I could grow a beard. :frown:
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Have you named the bird that's been nesting in it?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'm good with just sexy...
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Lady?? What lady???? :angry: I will cut you holmes!!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    Have you named the bird that's been nesting in it?

    bird(s)
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    hmmmffff! but I'm fabulous!
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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Oh how I wish I could grow a beard. :frown:

    Not everyone can be ultra sexy. It's best to learn your position in life now.
  • da_bears1008
    da_bears1008 Posts: 354
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  • wardamnirish
    wardamnirish Posts: 395
    Oh how I wish I could grow a beard. :frown:

    Not everyone can be ultra sexy. It's best to learn your position in life now.

    I guess I'll have to settle for kinda, sorta sexy in a way, under certain conditions. :sad:
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Please stop referring to me as "your lady".

    Ricaaaaaa...:heart::flowerforyou: :heart:
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Please stop referring to me as "your lady".

    Ricaaaaaa...:heart::flowerforyou: :heart:

    Ahhhh, it all makes sense now! I so sorry for threatening to cut you earlier :blushing:
  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member
    Lady?? What lady???? :angry: I will cut you holmes!!

    That would be me. :smooched:
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    therefore I am
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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Lady?? What lady???? :angry: I will cut you holmes!!

    That would be me. :smooched:

    *Emphatic nods*
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Have you named the bird that's been nesting in it?

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    I feel your pain.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    I just saw that on FB last night. You stalking me?
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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Have you named the bird that's been nesting in it?

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    Bahahaha, that's awesome!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Lady?? What lady???? :angry: I will cut you holmes!!

    That would be me. :smooched:

    :flowerforyou: I come in peace :flowerforyou: :happy:

    ETA a photo of me and my extremely sexy extremely bearded husband, and I feel yo pain girl... The beard gets more attention than I do :grumble:

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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Lady?? What lady???? :angry: I will cut you holmes!!

    That would be me. :smooched:

    :flowerforyou: I come in peace :flowerforyou: :happy:

    ETA a photo of me and my extremely sexy extremely bearded husband, and I feel yo pain girl... The beard gets more attention than I do :grumble:

    photo.jpg

    True story...I was at Papa Murphy's pizza joing ordering a pizza when a pretty lady and her man walked in. He had this beautiful beard and I had to give props. I told him that it was a sexy beard. Then I asked if I could touch it. His woman actually thought I was serious and she stepped in front of him while he took a step back. Bahahahaha...

    But yes, emirror likes that beard on her.
  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member


    :flowerforyou: I come in peace :flowerforyou: :happy:

    ETA a photo of me and my extremely sexy extremely bearded husband, and I feel yo pain girl... The beard gets more attention than I do :grumble:

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    It's tough stuff, it is. :wink:
  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member

    True story...I was at Papa Murphy's pizza joing ordering a pizza when a pretty lady and her man walked in. He had this beautiful beard and I had to give props. I told him that it was a sexy beard. Then I asked if I could touch it. His woman actually thought I was serious and she stepped in front of him while he took a step back. Bahahahaha...

    But yes, emirror likes that beard on her.

    You just...

    I don't even...

    SMH

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