WANTED: RUDE and ARROGANT FRIENDS. BOUNTY INSIDE.

dapunks · May 2014

I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?

Of course you are. Now eat your goddamn vegetables.

WILL NOT! And you can't make me!

You wanna f***in' bet?.......

*Sits at table with arms folded pouting*

KayJaMikel · May 2014

Make it a bacon unicorn and you got a deal!

This will give me nightmares.

I have to change my panties, and you are having nightmares??!?!?!

If one does not wear panties, there will be no need to change ones panties, but then this becomes the other thread about not wearing panties.

But, eww, I love bacon as much as the next, but this looks gaross.

Zaftique · May 2014

I came for the people who like Green Day.

MrTolerable · May 2014

Every wake up and walk by the mirror, stop, look again and think "Man I'm awesome". I do.

:noway:
lmao.. no?

I walk by the mirror and it starts catcalling like I'm nothing but a big sexy piece of meat.. after getting ready to mean mug the culprit I get taken aback by the cute winks it fires back at me and the flirty biting of the lower lip that takes place...

...that my friend is what happens when I wake up and walk by the mirror... well that and a great deal of flexing and grinning obnoxiously as well :bigsmile:

Zaftique · May 2014

I can be a huge dlckhead. Some people mistake that for rude and arrogant.

SugaryLynx · May 2014

Good morning thread and all those who inhabit it!

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym · May 2014

you already have me, but I'll leave this here....

Zaftique · May 2014

Every wake up and walk by the mirror, stop, look again and think "Man I'm awesome". I do.

That's what my dad and I did every morning when I was a little kid. We'd stand in front of the bathroom mirror and preen and blow kisses and say "who's awesome? YOU'RE awesome!"

I miss Dad.

MizTerry · May 2014

Sarcasm ray set to "stun" level. :devil:

MrTolerable · May 2014

Good morning thread and all those who inhabit it!

And good morning Ms. Hardbody

I'll take you and all those pancakes please

*still garbed as deadpool Mr.Tolerable slaps Ms. Hardbodies booty and takes pancakes by force to chow down with the bacon he already plundered, even though the hardbody would have given them all up anyway*

silver_arrow3 · May 2014

Sorry. I read that there was "BOOTY INSIDE" and, well, CLEARLY I have been let down by the contents of this thread.

When you want rude and arrogant friends and you actually give them what they deserve, then you can call me.

SugaryLynx · May 2014

Good morning thread and all those who inhabit it!

And good morning Ms. Hardbody

I'll take you and all those pancakes please

*still garbed as deadpool Mr.Tolerable slaps Ms. Hardbodies booty and takes pancakes by force to chow down with the bacon he already plundered, even though the hardbody would have given them all up anyway*

whoa. I approve of booty slapping but bacon plundering is a no go. I may share...if you're nice.

MrTolerable · May 2014

Good morning thread and all those who inhabit it!

And good morning Ms. Hardbody

I'll take you and all those pancakes please

*still garbed as deadpool Mr.Tolerable slaps Ms. Hardbodies booty and takes pancakes by force to chow down with the bacon he already plundered, even though the hardbody would have given them all up anyway*

whoa. I approve of booty slapping but bacon plundering is a no go. I may share...if you're nice.

*kisses lynx on cheek :flowerforyou: ... then slaps booty harder and loots remaining bacon & pancakes by coercion again*

jfboomer · May 2014

apparently I am PERKY but...very very mean...

does that get me the pretty bacon?

...wait...will it fit my macros??

With that avatar do we want to go there?

Wait... I just did.

MrTolerable · May 2014

Every wake up and walk by the mirror, stop, look again and think "Man I'm awesome". I do.

That's what my dad and I did every morning when I was a little kid. We'd stand in front of the bathroom mirror and preen and blow kisses and say "who's awesome? YOU'RE awesome!"

I miss Dad.

I'll be your daddy o

but I'm telling you your just eh.. when your standing in the mirror next to someone who is REALLY AWESOME!