Chit Chat???

jdad1
jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
in Chit-Chat
anyone want to chat it up tonight? Message me.
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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Can I just hijack your thread and start asking random questions?

    What are you wearing right now?

    Does this smell weird to you?

    Can I have some?

    Is there a place to view all the users that are currently online in the forums?

    Why do they call it a blow job when it involves sucking?

    If Johnny wants a pear and Mary gives him two melons, will he still make fruit salad?
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    Can I just hijack your thread and start asking random questions?

    What are you wearing right now?

    Does this smell weird to you?

    Can I have some?

    Is there a place to view all the users that are currently online in the forums?

    Why do they call it a blow job when it involves sucking?

    If Johnny wants a pear and Mary gives him two melons, will he still make fruit salad?


    Sure, works for my boredom for at least a moment.


    A prison uniform

    Smells very weird, kinda like ice and melted fecies. Yumm

    yes you may

    no, not all ay one time.

    because the big finish is a blow out

    No, he wanted a pear. He never intended to have fruit salad.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Is it a vintage prison uniform? Does it involve a ball and chain?

    Do you think the smell will come out with repeated washing?
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    Is it a vintage prison uniform? Does it involve a ball and chain?

    Do you think the smell will come out with repeated washing?


    No ball and chain, no strips, just gray.


    The smell never leaves. It sticks like the memory of what is seen inside the walls of a prison.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I would imagine the inside of prison walls contain things like rebar and pipes...and sometimes my pipes smell, so it's all making sense now.

    Who is that character in your profile picture and why did you pick him?
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    clean your pipes and let them be an enjoyment.

    It is Goku. He wins very tough battles through his determination. Kinda is encouraging at times.

    Why the zombie?
  • ashprather
    ashprather Posts: 227 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    It's one of my favorite pics of me and it doesn't reveal much. Plus I just enjoy macabre type of stuff.

    How much can I get away with on these forums? I have a potty mouth, little tact, and a dirty and perverse sense of humor.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?
    Nuttin' honey. Insomnia is the pits!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    It's one of my favorite pics of me and it doesn't reveal much. Plus I just enjoy macabre type of stuff.

    How much can I get away with on these forums? I have a potty mouth, little tact, and a dirty and perverse sense of humor.

    can't get away with much. I will send you an invite to a chit chat group where you say what ever you like because i am the moderator.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?


    Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?
  • ashprather
    ashprather Posts: 227 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?
    Nuttin' honey. Insomnia is the pits!

    it truly is! it is only midnight, but I've been up until 4 for the past few days, and it needs to stop! i end up sleeping the day away until i have to be at work, once there i basically put in a caffeine drip :tongue:
  • ashprather
    ashprather Posts: 227 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?


    Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?

    I'm good! just got off work an hour ago.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?


    Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?

    I'm good! just got off work an hour ago.

    Well, what kind of work do you do?
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    What sucks even worse is I always end up not being able to sleep when I have to do shiz the next day. Any other time and I can sleep at the drop of a hat, but even if I have something self appointed and pleasurable to do early the next day, it's all over. Like you say - up til 4.
  • ashprather
    ashprather Posts: 227 Member
    same here, purr!

    jdad i work at starbucks. even if i only have one caffeinated drink, I'm pretty sure caffeine seeps through my skin buy just being at work for 8 hrs. i am rarely tired enough to go straight to bed after work. what do you do?
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?


    Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?

    When you said prison uniform, I pictured a bright orange jump suit...:noway:
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    same here, purr!

    jdad i work at starbucks. even if i only have one caffeinated drink, I'm pretty sure caffeine seeps through my skin buy just being at work for 8 hrs. i am rarely tired enough to go straight to bed after work. what do you do?

    I am a prison guard, good times.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?


    Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?

    When you said prison uniform, I pictured a bright orange jump suit...:noway:

    I am not an inmate but in order to retire i would be on the inside for nearly 10 years of actual hours.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I know two prison guards and they both have shared some insane stories.

    What's the most ingenious makeshift thing you've had to confiscate from an inmate?
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    can't sleep, whats up?


    Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?

    When you said prison uniform, I pictured a bright orange jump suit...:noway:

    I am not an inmate but in order to retire i would be on the inside for nearly 10 years of actual hours.

    Well, that's a relief... :wink:
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    I know two prison guards and they both have shared some insane stories.

    What's the most ingenious makeshift thing you've had to confiscate from an inmate?

    A very detailed chess set made of toilet paper is one. I mean very detailed! Made in color with absolutly amazing detail. I would have paid good money for one on the street.
    I have seen toilet paper ropes just as strong as real ones and even a makeshift bow an arrow. Of course many shanks.
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    I know two prison guards and they both have shared some insane stories.

    What's the most ingenious makeshift thing you've had to confiscate from an inmate?

    A very detailed chess set made of toilet paper is one. I mean very detailed! Made in color with absolutly amazing detail. I would have paid good money for one on the street.
    I have seen toilet paper ropes just as strong as real ones and even a makeshift bow an arrow. Of course many shanks.

    Aw, why wasn't a chess set allowed? Just curious...
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Is there a way to sort the thread pages so it's most recent first rather than having to click on the last page each time?
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    Is there a way to sort the thread pages so it's most recent first rather than having to click on the last page each time?


    My topics? I think that is what you mean.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Honestly, I have no idea what I mean most of the time. I did however, just see where I can view each topic from the last post made. I'm not much used to forums other than the one that I frequent. This is vaguely similar, but not enough to help me out. Plus it's late, plus I drank rum (dutifully recorded to my calorie count), plus...

    Ooooh look! Shiny!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    Honestly, I have no idea what I mean most of the time. I did however, just see where I can view each topic from the last post made. I'm not much used to forums other than the one that I frequent. This is vaguely similar, but not enough to help me out. Plus it's late, plus I drank rum (dutifully recorded to my calorie count), plus...

    Ooooh look! Shiny!



    your funny
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dpx_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dpx_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1


    Parole officer won't let me around knives. lol
  • BeautifulSoul705
    BeautifulSoul705 Posts: 123 Member
    Prison Guard where?

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