Broccoli Pizza Crust

Derpes
Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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Can you believe it? Screw cauliflower!

1 small organic broccoli head, divided in small florets (or 2-3 cups or organic vegetable pulp)
2 onions
4 cloves of garlic
3 eggs
2 Tbsp husk
1 tsp salt
fresh pepper

DIRECTIONS:

Prepare crust

Flush down the toilet immediately

Find someone to kick your *kitten* for even thinking about making such an awful thing.


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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    That will go WONDERFULLY with my spaghetti squash pizza dough!

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  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    I read "PIZZA" and not the rest of the title.

    You lured me into this thread like it was a van full of candy :(

    I am thoroughly disappointed. I didn't even get a prostate exam :grumble:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    I think I'm gonna be sick

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I think I'm gonna be sick

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    You did not read the directions!
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    I think I'm gonna be sick

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    You did not read the directions!

    That's where you're wrong, just the sight of that nasty green mess is disgusting, even if its going in the toilet. AND I LIKE BROCCOLI
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    I am taking this for my lunch today

    thank you so very much

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