funny Quotes ..post your fav

sc003ro

these pretzels are making me thirsty

jacques57

"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. I have a LOT of experience!" - unknown

doubleohstatus

"Funny that the tables always turn, unless you sweep the leg....wait, what are we talking about again?" -Me

gmthisfeller

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -- Steve Martin

buffer221

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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ScottW3142

You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny. - Freddi Bauer, Splash

Joannah700

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."

Deep thoughts Quotes, by Jack Handy

mccindy72

"feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! nothing at all! nothing all!" -Ned Flanders

"Stupid sexy Flanders!" -Homer Simspon

Joannah700