New York Hookup
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lol what0
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Just...go with it...0
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You need a bigger picture taking apparatus.0
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You need a bigger picture taking apparatus.
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****head in a box?0
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OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?0 -
also I wanna play matchmaker for Jersey_devil and fragileelegance....can't even imagine a cuter couple.
ppl just don't get better looking than that!0 -
I don't know who this threesome could be, I'm all out of ideas...and east coasters on my FL.
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What is that thing on your head??????????????0
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OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
What in tarnation is goin' on in here?
And who the hell is Hayley? lol
Furthermore, why is "my" neck so long, why does my arm look like it's detaching from "my" body, and...do I have on lipstick? Oh Lawd.0 -
OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
What in tarnation is goin' on in here?
And who the hell is Hayley? lol
I'm just setting people up for this "new york" hookup since I can't go. would you prefer yoovie? she's real purty and awesome and plus hayleys not even on the east coast. DIEven map?0 -
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OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow0 -
OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow
Photo evidence of your infidelity. *shakes his head*0 -
inorite?:bigsmile: :blushing:0 -
OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow
True story in 3....2....1...
a co-worker once asked me out to dinner. He claimed to have had a big lunch and did not eat but instead ordered me food after food and watched me eat. "I could watch all day". :huh: okay....
Fast forward to after dessert on the way home he stops at a drug store to pick something up real quick? :huh: Suspicious I mosey into the bag thinking presumptuous man bought condoms right? WRONG! He bought....frosty blue maybelline eye shadow and dark black eyeliner!
what the what?!?!?!
"It's for you! Not for me, silly, it's for YOU, I want you to wear that when we get to my house...."
"oh, I see, in that case...."
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OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow
True story in 3....2....1...
a co-worker once asked me out to dinner. He claimed to have had a big lunch and did not eat but instead ordered me food after food and watched me eat. "I could watch all day". :huh: okay....
Fast forward to after dessert on the way home he stops at a drug store to pick something up real quick? :huh: Suspicious I mosey into the bag thinking presumptuous man bought condoms right? WRONG! He bought....frosty blue maybelline eye shadow and dark black eyeliner!
what the what?!?!?!
"It's for you! Not for me, silly, it's for YOU, I want you to wear that when we get to my house...."
"oh, I see, in that case...."
OMG This is one of the best stories I have ever read on MFP. Or maybe anywhere.
Also, I would like to have a barbie doll setup too. Or do I not qualify because of this whole Canada thing?0 -
OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
is that a tyson beckford doll?0 -
OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow
True story in 3....2....1...
a co-worker once asked me out to dinner. He claimed to have had a big lunch and did not eat but instead ordered me food after food and watched me eat. "I could watch all day". :huh: okay....
Fast forward to after dessert on the way home he stops at a drug store to pick something up real quick? :huh: Suspicious I mosey into the bag thinking presumptuous man bought condoms right? WRONG! He bought....frosty blue maybelline eye shadow and dark black eyeliner!
what the what?!?!?!
"It's for you! Not for me, silly, it's for YOU, I want you to wear that when we get to my house...."
"oh, I see, in that case...."
OMG This is one of the best stories I have ever read on MFP. Or maybe anywhere.
Also, I would like to have a barbie doll setup too. Or do I not qualify because of this whole Canada thing?
IDK? Is canadia close to New York? Do they let your people over the border easily and back across? If you're willing to risk it I'm looking up a hookup fory you now....OH I GOT IT!
Will_Thrust_For_candy with Derp-Diggler!
Yer stretchy right?
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OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
is that a tyson beckford doll?
honestly I thought it was what's her face....christy turlington. real tan. with a haircut. and a sex change.0 -
OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow
True story in 3....2....1...
a co-worker once asked me out to dinner. He claimed to have had a big lunch and did not eat but instead ordered me food after food and watched me eat. "I could watch all day". :huh: okay....
Fast forward to after dessert on the way home he stops at a drug store to pick something up real quick? :huh: Suspicious I mosey into the bag thinking presumptuous man bought condoms right? WRONG! He bought....frosty blue maybelline eye shadow and dark black eyeliner!
what the what?!?!?!
"It's for you! Not for me, silly, it's for YOU, I want you to wear that when we get to my house...."
"oh, I see, in that case...."
OMG This is one of the best stories I have ever read on MFP. Or maybe anywhere.
Also, I would like to have a barbie doll setup too. Or do I not qualify because of this whole Canada thing?
IDK? Is canadia close to New York? Do they let your people over the border easily and back across? If you're willing to risk it I'm looking up a hookup fory you now....OH I GOT IT!
Will_Thrust_For_candy with Derp-Diggler!
Yer stretchy right?
Oh, especially bendy for Derp :blushing: IN!0 -
^...another "satisfied" customer. move over patti stanger there's a new matchmaker in town!0
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OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow
True story in 3....2....1...
a co-worker once asked me out to dinner. He claimed to have had a big lunch and did not eat but instead ordered me food after food and watched me eat. "I could watch all day". :huh: okay....
Fast forward to after dessert on the way home he stops at a drug store to pick something up real quick? :huh: Suspicious I mosey into the bag thinking presumptuous man bought condoms right? WRONG! He bought....frosty blue maybelline eye shadow and dark black eyeliner!
what the what?!?!?!
"It's for you! Not for me, silly, it's for YOU, I want you to wear that when we get to my house...."
"oh, I see, in that case...."
OMG This is one of the best stories I have ever read on MFP. Or maybe anywhere.
Also, I would like to have a barbie doll setup too. Or do I not qualify because of this whole Canada thing?
IDK? Is canadia close to New York? Do they let your people over the border easily and back across? If you're willing to risk it I'm looking up a hookup fory you now....OH I GOT IT!
Will_Thrust_For_candy with Derp-Diggler!
Yer stretchy right?
Oh, especially bendy for Derp :blushing: IN!
Wait. Which one am I? Oh, Pokey of course :blushing:0 -
OH great, do I get to choose who will go together because I vote for Hayley together with YoungDoc2Be
sorry weird, is this wierd?
i like my hooker blue eyeshadow
True story in 3....2....1...
a co-worker once asked me out to dinner. He claimed to have had a big lunch and did not eat but instead ordered me food after food and watched me eat. "I could watch all day". :huh: okay....
Fast forward to after dessert on the way home he stops at a drug store to pick something up real quick? :huh: Suspicious I mosey into the bag thinking presumptuous man bought condoms right? WRONG! He bought....frosty blue maybelline eye shadow and dark black eyeliner!
what the what?!?!?!
"It's for you! Not for me, silly, it's for YOU, I want you to wear that when we get to my house...."
"oh, I see, in that case...."
OMG This is one of the best stories I have ever read on MFP. Or maybe anywhere.
Also, I would like to have a barbie doll setup too. Or do I not qualify because of this whole Canada thing?
IDK? Is canadia close to New York? Do they let your people over the border easily and back across? If you're willing to risk it I'm looking up a hookup fory you now....OH I GOT IT!
Will_Thrust_For_candy with Derp-Diggler!
Yer stretchy right?
Oh, especially bendy for Derp :blushing: IN!
Wait. Which one am I? Oh, Pokey of course :blushing:
Thank God....that means that I'm long, lean, and bendy
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Thank you, just thank you, that is all.... :laugh:0
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How ON EARTH did I miss this thread? :laugh:
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How ON EARTH did I miss this thread? :laugh:
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