Is this your dad?

Tonya1979
Tonya1979 Posts: 72
edited September 22 in Chit-Chat
DAD AT THE MALL (By the way this is a joke. This did not really happen with my dad lol)


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. (he is 92)

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.


The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: red, green orange and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he asked sarcastically,

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my dad, i quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.

Knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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