Wives evoking the "middle name" when angry...

_John_

I say they don't have the right as no wife wants to be just like our mother...

_John_

Perfectly ok on kids, I'm just talking about when angry at us husbands...

SunofaBeach14

Wadya do?

SueGremlin

Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

Derp_Diggler

Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

oregonzoo

Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

laserturkey

Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

:laugh:

cdfishe1

Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

Best reply ever.

SunofaBeach14

Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

_John_

Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

Me? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

PinkyFett

Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

Bad knee

laurie04427

I think I'd burst out laughing if I tried "evoking the middle name". I've made a note to try this and not laugh.

QuietBloom

Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

SunofaBeach14

Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

Bad knee

knee pads

Kitten2629

I say they don't have the right as no wife wants to be just like our mother...

I've never used his middle name. What ya do? lol

sophieR12

oh ive only done this once. but i had to ask his middle name before i could do it as i'd ...forgotten it haha

wildrose53

Five Deadly Terms Used by a Woman

1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up.
2 NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried.
3 GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.
4 WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying screw you.
5 THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Bonus Word WOW! This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

You have been warned!

AllOutof_Bubblegum

I think you mean "INvoking"? Evoking is something entirely different...

I do this to my son. I call him by his first and middle name, and that's how he knows I mean business.

crystalpotts

I just do it to my kids. I call my husband by his first and last name when he is being a dufus...lol

AllOutof_Bubblegum

But I've never done this to my husband, as he already goes by his middle name as his handle, anyway. So it wouldn't really have the same pissed-off ring if I used his real full name.

KameHameHaaa

I had a horrible habit of replacing his middle name with a curse word. So it'd be first name, curse word, last name. Lol.

KrazyDaizy

I use the FULL name when he's being a bad or stupid boy, but I also use his FULL name occasionally while in bed. Nothing better than confusing him and keeping him on his toes.

bloodyhonest

Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

Bad knee

knee pads

You're very forgiving.

I would have said it was time for a new one.

_KitKat_

My husband says he knows if I'm upset, if I even just use his first name when addressing him, instead of sweetheart or another endearment. If I used his middle name in anger, I may go without sex for awhile.... thinking of his mom would not be a turn on for him. I do use first and last when joking around yelling if he does something stupid, joking around.

OperationSuperKAT

I confess I don't have a husband, but I can't imagine calling a grown man by his full name when I am upset with him. That's actually kind of funny!