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It's soo quiet now. I'm going to go read a book.0
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More iced coffee.0
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I wish I could pee my pants.0
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I want Starbucks!0
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I wish I could pee my pants.0
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I wish I could pee my pants.
No worries, pants are way overrated.0 -
Peanut butter is like clothing for toast.
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^this but nutella is its sexy black dress, well its brown but u get what i'm saying. mmmmmmmmmm0
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Peanut butter is like clothing for toast.
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Would cashew or hazelnut butter be like fancy dress, black tie clothing?0 -
Peanut butter is like clothing for toast.
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Would cashew or hazelnut butter be like fancy dress, black tie clothing?
Almond butter is for black tie affairs only. Nutella is like comfy sweats for the weekend.0 -
Cucumbers give me bad gas!0
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Really missing my SO. He's working 9 hours away0
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I would much rather be running and outside than stuck in this office.0
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Not really a random thought, but an embarrassing story for your entertainment.
So I went for a run earlier today. I live by a cemetary. While I was coming up over a hill, this bug/spawn of satan started swarming my head. I swatted it away, and it kept circling my head. So I increased my pace, you know...hoping to run from it. All while swinging my arms like a lunatic, trying to get it to leave. Finally Id had enough. I yelled out, super loud "get away from me you little ****!!"....and as I neared the top of the hill, I saw that there was a family having a funeral. And I had to walk by them twice, due to the way the cemetary is set up. Yep....Im an @$$.0 -
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My balls are itchy, and I'm with a customer.0
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Not really a random thought, but an embarrassing story for your entertainment.
So I went for a run earlier today. I live by a cemetary. While I was coming up over a hill, this bug/spawn of satan started swarming my head. I swatted it away, and it kept circling my head. So I increased my pace, you know...hoping to run from it. All while swinging my arms like a lunatic, trying to get it to leave. Finally Id had enough. I yelled out, super loud "get away from me you little ****!!"....and as I neared the top of the hill, I saw that there was a family having a funeral. And I had to walk by them twice, due to the way the cemetary is set up. Yep....Im an @$$.
Sounds like Spawn of Satan Bug was trying to tell you something.0 -
My balls are itchy, and I'm with a customer.
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I wonder if oranges are called oranges because they are orange, or the colour orange is called orange because it's the same colour as an orange.0
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Since dogs have a better sense of smell why are they so interested in the smell of poop.0
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Home ownership is NOT all it's cracked up to be.0
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A bird can fly.
But a fly can't bird.
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I wish we only sweat when we were sitting around...not when we exercise.0
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I wonder if I should give my neighbor an upper-decker?0
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Is it Friday yet? Yea Yea I know we just left the weekend, but I'm ready again!0
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How come we can't describe the taste of water?0
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How come we can't describe the taste of water?
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