The oddest FR

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Some guy tried to sell me beachbody ON HERE.

    When I declined, he proceed to call me an ugly c-word, not even my own father would have sex with me because I'm so f-ing ugly, and that I'll "stay ugly and fat forever" before calling me a f-ing fat, ugly inbred, c-word faced bxch.

    And they say Beach Body doesn't have good customer service.

    This is the latest in sales training. Insult people enough and they'll end up loving you and buying more of your products. Just the other day I had a car salesman take a swing at me, and after that I was totally sold on the Camaro with racing stripes and *****'n spinners.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I don't know about odd, but if one more person sends me a FR telling me I'm in great shape for my age, I'm going to stab.

    Does it mean I'd be hideous if I was a 25 year old? Should I trade in my cane for a motorized chair? Got any coupons for a HoverRound? Wanna meet at Denny's at 4 for the early bird special? I got my AARP card for a discount.

    Trade out Denn'y s for Panderosa and I'm IN. :drinker:
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    And some of the oddest FR I've received are from people now on my list. My feed is never boring!
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I don't know about odd, but if one more person sends me a FR telling me I'm in great shape for my age, I'm going to stab.

    Does it mean I'd be hideous if I was a 25 year old? Should I trade in my cane for a motorized chair? Got any coupons for a HoverRound? Wanna meet at Denny's at 4 for the early bird special? I got my AARP card for a discount.

    Trade out Denn'y s for Panderosa and I'm IN. :drinker:

    You buying? I'm on a pension.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I'll take you if we can get a senior citizens discount?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I would have accepted his FR. Maybe he has trouble peeing? I'd help a bruthah out.
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,155 Member
    I don't know about odd, but if one more person sends me a FR telling me I'm in great shape for my age, I'm going to stab.

    Does it mean I'd be hideous if I was a 25 year old? Should I trade in my cane for a motorized chair? Got any coupons for a HoverRound? Wanna meet at Denny's at 4 for the early bird special? I got my AARP card for a discount.

    Meet you at Denny's --one right up the street from me.....got my own AARP...plus I can get a Military discount.

    Oddest FR was when I went to accept the account had been deactivated...didn't even give a two minute warning.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Plenty of blank friend requests, but apparently I get no love from the crazies, feeling slightly left out......unless they're all already on my FL?
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    I don't know about odd, but if one more person sends me a FR telling me I'm in great shape for my age, I'm going to stab.

    Does it mean I'd be hideous if I was a 25 year old? Should I trade in my cane for a motorized chair? Got any coupons for a HoverRound? Wanna meet at Denny's at 4 for the early bird special? I got my AARP card for a discount.

    I think I love you! You are hilarious! :heart:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I'll take care of that right quick.
  • mrfreestyle
    mrfreestyle Posts: 1,293 Member
    I haven't gotten any weird friend requests yet but I'll definitely post if or when it happens.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.

    Sup girl, can I wash your windows in your underwear?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.

    Sup girl, can I wash your windows in your underwear?

    link me to the ebay auction of those when you're done with them.
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.

    Sup girl, can I wash your windows in your underwear?

    link me to the ebay auction of those when you're done with them.

    Ok but you have to subscribe to my Youtube channel of me doing the washing.
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.

    Sup girl, can I wash your windows in your underwear?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "

    well, are you going to tell us or just leave us hanging?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.

    Sup girl, can I wash your windows in your underwear?

    link me to the ebay auction of those when you're done with them.

    Ok but you have to subscribe to my Youtube channel of me doing the washing.

    ok but you have to subscribe to to mine of me watching you doing the washing.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.

    Sup girl, can I wash your windows in your underwear?

    :laugh:

    I love it!
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "

    well, are you going to tell us or just leave us hanging?

    My cleaning clothes: you might as well say rags :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    No extremely creepy FR for me either yet.

    Sup girl, can I wash your windows in your underwear?

    link me to the ebay auction of those when you're done with them.

    Ok but you have to subscribe to my Youtube channel of me doing the washing.

    ok but you have to subscribe to to mine of me watching you doing the washing.

    It just keeps getting better and better!! :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "

    well, are you going to tell us or just leave us hanging?

    My cleaning clothes: you might as well say rags :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So barely anything? :love:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "

    well, are you going to tell us or just leave us hanging?

    My cleaning clothes: you might as well say rags :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I love when you talk dirty laundry to me.
  • mrfreestyle
    mrfreestyle Posts: 1,293 Member
    I once sent a very creepy friend request and it was accepted. YAY!!
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "

    well, are you going to tell us or just leave us hanging?

    My cleaning clothes: you might as well say rags :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So barely anything? :love:

    Just call me Cinderella :happy: :heart:
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "

    well, are you going to tell us or just leave us hanging?

    My cleaning clothes: you might as well say rags :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I love when you talk dirty laundry to me.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This thread and people have made my day! :heart:
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    What kinds of things could a girl say that would be taken as creepy? Maybe I'll start doing that......
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Got a friend's request with this message "You should take some more pictures, Your beautiful! What are you wearing now :wink: "

    well, are you going to tell us or just leave us hanging?

    My cleaning clothes: you might as well say rags :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So barely anything? :love:

    Just call me Cinderella :happy: :heart:

    So then you're a girl that gets a little dirty...

    Hi
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    What kinds of things could a girl say that would be taken as creepy? Maybe I'll start doing that......

    "I bet our children would be beautiful!"

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