What is the person above hiding in their closet?

NewlifeinNW

A shelf full of jars. Each jar has a note inside. He writes down all of his thought and hunches. Keeps them there for posterity.

slimgirljo15

Testicles in jars ..nobody knows whose they are .

FabulousFantasticFifty

Jars of MFP member's members

White_hibiscus

A collection of Yellow phone books

TonyBurnitt

Full size cut out of sheldon copper

rahulpawar_

Books full of knock knock jokes

MrHillman22

Cats doing yoga dvds

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TAKCEGM

When you open her closet doors, there is actually a shrine that was built to honor her stuffed teddy bear - who was tragically lost in a dryer fire mishap. She prays to it every day, sometimes twice a day. Leaves little chocolates on the table beside it. Strange thing is the chocolates always seem to disappear after she closes the closet door...

slimgirljo15

A latex cat suit ..in his size

CaptainAmericaGirlYASSS

Stash of noodz

FabulousFantasticFifty

Playgirl magazines from the 80s

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xbritnicole90

A popcorn machine

Canehdn

A cage of battle ponies and sugar peas

allie644

Hello Kitty luggage.

Theo166

Used cat litter

ilfaith

A couple of Jehovah's Witnesses that came to his door a week ago

Theo166

Boxes and boxes of 'Twinkies',
for the impending apocalypse

synchkat

42 leashes, 42 collars and 42 fish tanks

KosmosKitten

A copy of Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. :P

vikinglander

A vintage lingerie collection...Victoria's REAL secret!

Theo166

Lots of kitty ears and cosplay outfits

synchkat

apples

Theo166

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apples

Durian, an illegal fruit to posses in some jurisdictions

MrHillman22

A book of boring facts

FabulousFantasticFifty

Mr's Hillman 1-21

Lil_Lanie

furry handcuffs

Theo166

It was a brief glimpse, looked like crisco and a stretchy rubber suit.

FabulousFantasticFifty

This suit on a hanger