What is the person above hiding in their closet?

mustacheU2Lift

He likes to feel hes getting a standing ovation every morning or ...

shaf238

100s of fancy dress moustaches

cdlee05mfp

Slim Jim. But not the snacks, an actual skinny guy named Jim

mustacheU2Lift

Sally's sea shells...he stole em when she was setting up by the sea shore.

cdlee05mfp

The left over wood that the wood chuck could not chuck

mustacheU2Lift

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

Probably shouldnt store them in your closet though.

cdlee05mfp

Jack be nimble Jack be quick. Jack jump over the ...oh shoot, he can’t. You’re hiding it in your closet hehe

mustacheU2Lift

Wool. All the wools...and the black sheep wants it back.

slimgirljo15

Mary's little lamb

mustacheU2Lift

The alligator. We didnt see him later

Man_From_Nantucket

Pink stilettos

mustacheU2Lift

The boat. Its no longer being rowed down the stream.

Man_From_Nantucket

mustacheU2Lift wrote: »

The boat. Its no longer being rowed down the stream.

A sack of honesty. She's just too afraid

princess0lexi

the rest of the cowboy gang

JJordon

Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »

Four turtles, a rat, and a book on karate

Are you sure its not a book on Ninjutsu?

princess0lexi

fist bump

hud54014

Bags and bags of landscaping pebbles. She believes they are the currency of the future

princess0lexi

lots and lots of socks missing their other matching sock

Justn83

Other head dresses

asuroxychick

Boxes of Cuban cigars

jaymvita

A working flux capacitor

slimgirljo15

Silk ties, ball gag and .. ohhh one of those 😮😜

bdgfn

Posters of every single position in the Kama Sutra.

ArmouredMuscle

A penny farthing

slimgirljo15

A box of biscuits and a bunny onsie

bdgfn

A Playboy Bunny outfit autographed by Hugh Hefner

jaymvita

Hugh Hefner’s robe and slippers

princess0lexi

the rest of his clothes

justinewillcutyou

Her ex’s credit cards

makkimakki2018

Lots of clothes for every occasion and hair products.