What is the person above hiding in their closet?

epr31295

His Freaky Friday pants!

Nicksmom106

Pictures of everything in all of our closets! 😱

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

A pile of Polaroid cameras

Watching_The_Wheels

Random autographs from random people at random events with a specific sharpie...

Nicksmom106

Random stuff he randomly looks at....but would like some more of at a specific time😏

epr31295

Nicksdad!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

The crusts from all the PB&J sandwiches he ate in childhood

AlistairBernardNormal

The several innuendos in that sentence.

justinewillcutyou

Stolen guitars

AlistairBernardNormal

All of the undergarments thrown onstage.

terrordawg

His favourite brossiere

AliNouveau

photo albums documenting every apple she's ever eaten

epr31295

Thousands of Boots and leggings!

Reckoner67

Thousands of boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and

ohgoditsarave

AliNouveau

all the romaine lettuce....there never was a recall or e coli issue he just wanted all the romaine

bigbandjohn

My heart.... and brain (she's really a zombie)... ;-)

AliNouveau

a pick axe, torches, books about zombie hunting

Watching_The_Wheels

Pennies for rainy days...

AliNouveau

a really big snickers bar he's formed from squishing like 45 other bars together

Watching_The_Wheels

Leftover calories from Thanksgiving...

AliNouveau

a calendar from 1982, the best year ever he says

Watching_The_Wheels

Umbilical cords from all her ex’s...

AliNouveau

a french maids costume in his size for special occasions

Watching_The_Wheels

Something new, something old, something borrowed and the rest stolen...

AliNouveau

an extraordinary amount of Windex

Watching_The_Wheels

An extraordinary amount of batteries...

AliNouveau

a map to atlantis

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Compasses. So. Many. Compasses.

DawnOfTheDead_Lift

Shoe collection that would make Carey from sex and the city blush.

AliNouveau

Sweatshirts from every city he's ever visited. So like 2