What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • 2Racks
    2Racks Posts: 3,677 Member
    The Holy Grail.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    His blow up doll named samantha
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    A really big throne and a goblet. He sits in there alone at the end of the day, ruling over his little closet kingdom.
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    The world's 5th largest ball of rubber bands. All green.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Pine bark mulch & hoe
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    A poppy field with an armed guard
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    His marijuana plants and sun lamps with miracle grow soil
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Golf balls. Thousands of them. He sneaks onto golf courses and steals them.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    The day after Easter each year she goes and buys all the candy discounted at 50% off and hides the candy in her closet and has one Chocolate bunny per day no more no less!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    The day after Easter each year she goes and buys all the candy discounted at 50% off and hides the candy in her closet and has one Chocolate bunny per day no more no less!

    That's actually pretty accurate! I buy tons of Cadbury eggs and pour them in a drawer. I call it the egg salad drawer and only eat one per day. lol

    A giant Easter bunny costume. One of those creepy looking ones from the 70s.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    The day after Easter each year she goes and buys all the candy discounted at 50% off and hides the candy in her closet and has one Chocolate bunny per day no more no less!

    That's actually pretty accurate! I buy tons of Cadbury eggs and pour them in a drawer. I call it the egg salad drawer and only eat one per day. lol

    A giant Easter bunny costume. One of those creepy looking ones from the 70s.

    That is true I do have a bunny costume but it's a playboy bunny not a Easter Bunny costume! Whenever my wife tells me to do something I go put on the costume and Hop to it!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Empty cadbury eggs with the insides sucked out.
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
    Last years Christmas tree.
  • Nanalove2018
    Nanalove2018 Posts: 283 Member
    Jersey Shore DVD collection including all episodes
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    edited January 2019
    Peter, Paul, & Mary...childhood friends who always teased her about her inability to pronounce the word Aluminum
  • nts808
    nts808 Posts: 194 Member
    A massive collection of chokers.
  • Bellavita32
    Bellavita32 Posts: 868 Member
    Extra workout clothes
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Batteries and adult toys
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    17 blow up dolls each had a extra hole created by him not knowing the air would be sucked out!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    His buttless chaps for easy access at the key west bars.
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    Caulk.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    A miniature replica of Stonehenge and a Spinal Tap 8-track tape
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    bill9160 wrote: »
    A miniature replica of Stonehenge and a Spinal Tap 8-track tape

    Always on 11, of course!

    A miniature replica of Stonehenge. But made out of laundry. Laundryhenge if you will.
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
    Disco ball.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Tennis balls. Every time he opens the door they bounce all over the room.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    A jar of bacon grease & a spatula
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    All of my bacon!!! Give it back!
  • redneck8814
    redneck8814 Posts: 284 Member
    White sheep's!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    An ice sculpture of himself
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    A bucket of water that was once a Ice sculpture of himself!

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