What is the person above hiding in their closet?

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Fake dreadlocks. He tucks them up under his beanie when he goes out so no one will recognize him.

dtelsah

36 scarves. All red. Her superpower is being able to be spotted in the middle of the worst blizzards.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Red scarves, all tied in nooses.

Dansfightforlife

Mannequin heads, she says they are for her hats.

Bellavita32

minature poodle

epr31295

They are still hiding that one bad report card and the two notes home from teachers in Middle school!

Bill9160

Rams practice films from Super Bowl XXXVI.

PaperDoll_

An indoor outhouse. Don't try to make sense out of it. Just cover your nose and pretend not to know.

Tankiscool

All of her dirty laundry. She never does it. She just puts it in the closet to collect

Bill9160

Remote controls stolen from every hotel room and friends house he has ever visited

PaperDoll_

Very used gym shoes from the thrift store. He doesn't wear them. He just loves the smell.

Taz6o5

Used chewing gum

Bill9160

Car parts he has picked up off the road. He's hoping to one day have enough to build his dream car.

Reckoner67

400 lbs of bread

PaperDoll_

A poodle butter sculpture.

Tankiscool

She actually has the poodle butter sculpture. Obviously why she has a pic of it!

an0393na

a 1 Direction t-shirt

Bill9160

Her lettuce dog

Ralphone

Begging Strps

PaperDoll_

Snausages

t41flyer

Jimmy Hoffa

ParadigmShift82

Deez Nuts

ParadigmShift82

Loads of broken hearts

slimgirljo15

I can't see her face, she's blindfolded

Bill9160

Hundreds of bottles of condiments....ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise...all unopened.

_Richard_Cranium

The fact that she owns 20+ pairs of high heels

Taz6o5

Stop signs

jasonpoihegatama

hats

Bill9160

All of the wanted posters he has appeared on over the years.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Pencils. All are worn down and can't be used, but he doesn't know how to sharpen them.