What is the person above hiding in their closet?

FabulousFantasticFifty

The very first one they took down and passed around 😝

bby_dvll

99 bottles of antique beer

Masyn88

An orange peeling machine and boxes of empty glasses. No juicer in sight...

JustAMurmur

Her own personal doomsday seed vault

Alinouveau2

A lion, a witch and lots of gumdrops

qxana1969

vintage hats she never wears

Tigg_er

2 dozen Garden Gnome's

Alinouveau2

Stacey's mom cause he hears she's got it going on

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her Rick Astley
Cassettes and wall poster

Alinouveau2

I dunno but it smells like teen Spirit

qxana1969

A mason jar filled with chewed bubble gum

FabulousFantasticFifty

A lifesize cardboard cutout of Patrick Swayze 🖤

Ironwoman1111

Some clothes she made during lockdown and some leather undies

Speedzter1119

Cookies 😋

Masyn88

Milk... lots of milk
3 dairy cows
And a delivery truck
He IS the milk man

JustAMurmur

Mr. Nuts (her pet squirrel) and his tiny wardrobe...

Alinouveau2

Toilet paper, paper towels, flour, sourdough starter....all her special pandemic projects

Sweet_A

Cat0703a

cmsienk

Cat0703a

That onion is so perfectly whole and unstabbed!! 😍

She has her coffee stash hidden in hers since she belongs to 17 different coffee of the month clubs, coffee is everywhere!!

JustAMurmur

A condiment packet momento from every meal she's ever had her entire life with a detailed log of the meal: who, where, what and when.

cmsienk

A parachute for her upcoming skydiving adventure

FabulousFantasticFifty

A Bong from her college days 😜

cmsienk

Her old hash pipe 🤪

Callousedthoughts

A Pneumatic air tube system with 4 tubes. The tubes are labeled : Narnia, Hobbiton, Topeka Kansas, and Tom Selleck.

cmsienk

The entire works of C.S. Lewis, J.R.R Tolkien and L. Frank Baum, vintage issues of TV Guide, a dictionary and a thesaurus

JustAMurmur

A display of coveted Starbucks coffee mugs...

Sweet_A

Cat0703a

If that leprechaun above popped out of my closet I'd have a heart attack so I'm staying outta @JustAMurmur's closet just in case. 😂

@Sweet_A has words of affirmation wall papered throughout and nothing else. When the world seems dreary, she goes into her closet and fills her soul with the words.