What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Yogi_warrior

wrist bands

slimgirljo15

Slabs of bacon
..everyone knows that

VickiLee45

I'll never tell

brendo204

wonder woman outfit

cblue315

Redneck underwear and a box of HoHo's

handyrunner

fuzzy slippers in every known animal shape

kjm3579

Packs of cheese curls

Spnneil06

Vintage playboy magazines.

jrline

parachute pants from the 80's

slimgirljo15

Skeletons of lots of little animals....and .necklaces made from their teeth

4ever420

Tubs and tubs of marshmallow fluff

handyrunner

price tags from clothing she has bought in the last 5 years

slimgirljo15

A box of all day suckers...left over halloween candy

kjm3579

Lots of wigs, she's really bald.

cblue315

Lot's of wigs, he really is bald.
Sorry, I just could not let that one pass.

Spnneil06

valentines from grade school crushes!

kjm3579

Panties from all of her women "friends" who have spent the night.

sw33tp3a11

My magical wand that washes and folds my laundry in a nanosecond

bggghmnr

A cardboard cutout of Harry Potter.

handyrunner

a touchless car wash

Spnneil06

expensive jewels she has stolen in her career as a International Jewel Thief!

11ivan11

Cases of MD 20/20

kjm3579

Cases of Preparation H

bggghmnr

A taxidermied ferret.

pechepanda

Cat food, lots of cat food

kjm3579

And lot's of cat litter, used cat litter....

Bill8855

Maple syrup

pechepanda

Tiny toy sail boats

FabulousFantasticFifty

A collection of Cabbage Patch Dolls

handyrunner

those scented car freshners trees...everyone she has ever had from every car shes ever driven.