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What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    jaxass wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Very protective of my alien porn.

    A 55 gallon drum of petroleum jelly.

    I bought them on sale from the factory. I ordered 3 of them, just in case.

    A 10 year supply of HGH...from Mexico.

    That stash was from Mexico? Well that explains the rash. And the voices.

    Spnnell06's shampoo bottles.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He steals them out of my garbage I SWEAR!

    54 pairs of pants but oddly no shirts.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He steals them out of my garbage I SWEAR!

    54 pairs of pants but oddly no shirts.

    What is this "Shirts" you speak of?

    Determined_ella's shampoo bottles. And a bow tie.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Video tape of me washing @determined_ella‌'s hair!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Truth.

    Surveillance footage of jaxass and his petroleum jelly drums. The director's cut.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    It's truly disturbing.

    Books about "how to make your own low budget adult films"
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    It's truly disturbing.

    Books about "how to make your own low budget adult films"

    I wrote them. No one is buying. Everyone seems to think they're Scorcese or something.

    PILES of adult superhero Underoos. Some of them clean.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    body oils, he moonlights as a masseuse
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Her inner child.
  • crssftlv
    crssftlv Posts: 715 Member
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    His Cape and underoos
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    crssftlv wrote: »
    His Cape and underoos

    No underoos. There's a reason the profile pic is waist up only.

    The entrance to Narnia. Or as it is more commonly known, the liquor cabinet.
  • crssftlv
    crssftlv Posts: 715 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    crssftlv wrote: »
    His Cape and underoos

    No underoos. There's a reason the profile pic is waist up only.

    The entrance to Narnia. Or as it is more commonly known, the liquor cabinet.

    Narnia would be more accurate lol I don't drink :p ...
    old letters from exes
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    crssftlv wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    crssftlv wrote: »
    His Cape and underoos

    No underoos. There's a reason the profile pic is waist up only.

    The entrance to Narnia. Or as it is more commonly known, the liquor cabinet.

    Narnia would be more accurate lol I don't drink :p ...
    old letters from exes

    Truth. And from old Ys and a few Qs too. But not Vs, I chucked all those.

    The liquor cabinet is filled with cucumber lemon water, but same thing. ;)

    Old exes. Or what's left of them anyway.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    voodoo dolls of his former lovers
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    voodoo dolls of his former lovers

    Truth. All sewn together Human Centipede style.

    Stacks of x-rated Photo Booth pictures.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Hey you are the one who wanted us to take them!!!

    an omelette station, so when he has girls spend the night he can make them breakfast in bed in the nude and not have to leave his room!
  • crssftlv
    crssftlv Posts: 715 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Hey you are the one who wanted us to take them!!!

    an omelette station, so when he has girls spend the night he can make them breakfast in bed in the nude and not have to leave his room!

    Dang I stayed at the wrong place, I'm hungry!
    An old doll collection
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Omelettes naked, good. Bacon naked ... worst mistake ever.

    Ever.

    Copies of @Spnneil06‌ Photo Booth pics. Hand drawn.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    Omelettes naked, good. Bacon naked ... worst mistake ever.

    Ever.

    Copies of @Spnneil06‌ Photo Booth pics. Hand drawn.

    I told you not to make bacon! Especially after the tequila.

    Burn medicine for his "sensitive areas"
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »

    I told you not to make bacon! Especially after the tequila.

    Burn medicine for his "sensitive areas"

    You had no problem with the bacon in the Photo Booth!

    Tubs of liquid latex labeled "Ask nothing."

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