What is the person above hiding in their closet?

OhhNiff

I'm actually terrified of clowns...I will own nothing to do with one. Even my shoes are a size too small. Lol. Jk. But seriously, I hate clowns.

@above: you have stale donuts.

no_russian

ferret

MikeCrazy

White gloves

Groovyca2022

diaper genie

MikeCrazy

Close, it's the arm & hammer version.

A bunch of mis-matched socks.

Groovyca2022

dirty monkey socks...( I don't wanna know..lol)

MikeCrazy

An adult swing.

OhhNiff

Adult diapers. O.o

MikeCrazy

Oh no you didn't....

You keep your personal toe jam collection in the closet. *boom*

OhhNiff

Oh yeahhhh?!

You keep a video tape of that time you "experimented" with other men. KABOOM!

V0lver

booger collection

OhhNiff

My denied friend request. :sad:

1911JR

Michigan football flags and banners

OhhNiff

You're kidding, right?

You're hiding steroids.

MikeCrazy

A fantasy knife collection.

Groovyca2022

Subway sandwich<doesn'tliketoshare>

OhhNiff

A footlong *kitten*.

MikeCrazy

A footlong *kitten*.

O.o

OhhNiff

You started it with adult swing.

V0lver

vajazzle

OhhNiff

How did you know!?

...unused condoms that his dad gave him as a kid...

V0lver

a training kit of the Bangkok ping pong show

OhhNiff

You actually have that, don't you?

Hmm...all the tennis matches with Anna Kournikova.

PurringMyrrh

Bigbarnold?

OhhNiff

LMAO!

I wish! I kinda miss him.

You're hiding my babies! Give them back.

PurringMyrrh

Joey Fatone's unwashed shirt from 'N Sync's 1998 world tour

jeets888

many teddy bears

jennifer_417

Love letter that he never gathered the courage to deliver.

bethlaf

strict teacher outfit for those special nights

zenalasca

Video game and DVD collection mostly amassed by my boyfriend