Advise on doing a detox cleanse

OverTheHillAndNeedABoost

:huh:

pyrowill

Are you seeking advice or trying to state it? If you need advice, on a 'detox cleanse' don't bother with any fads. Just eat and drink well and your body will take care of the rest. You have kidneys and liver for a reason.

thavoice

Water.

Water

Water,


Pretty simple and extremely cheap.

trogalicious

madhatter2013

I can't find a good funny gif for it but that's what your organs are for.

IGbnat24

Detox by ridding your diet of processed foods.

diannethegeek

I'll just leave this here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159755-looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

_HeartsOnFire_

This...always this. Always.

DamePiglet

This...always this. Always.

+2
Except my head is kinda like his only upside down.

deksgrl

gypsy_spirit

:huh:

:ohwell:

Cranquistador

My advice is always the same on these...












Wait for it....











You will be shocked...





















NO.

ironanimal

A detox cleanse?

So is that like detoxing from detoxes?

THAT would be a good idea.

Assuming you are human, with functioning liver and kidneys, you don't need to detox, other than from detoxes because there's nothing to detox you can detox on a detox.

jmv7117

:huh:

Seems that MFP is now promoting cleanses so must be a good idea

http://blog.myfitnesspal.com/2014/06/veg-out-is-a-vegan-cleanse-right-for-you/

Snow3y

I heard of this 1 'see food diet'

You see it, you eat it. Mmmm

Kristina2k

Yes. If you do decide to do it - Be close to a bathroom. Very close.

EvgeniZyntx

Try a green detox smoothie.

skullshank

Try a MyFitnessPal-endorsed green detox smoothie.

FIFY

*it'll release the heavy metals*

EvgeniZyntx

Try a MyFitnessPal-endorsed green detox smoothie.

FIFY

*it'll release the heavy metals*

Wrong parsley.

FunkyTobias

Try a MyFitnessPal-endorsed green detox smoothie.

FIFY

*it'll release the heavy metals*

And possibly induce a miscarriage.

WhyLime113

Yeah, you're body can already do that, don't bother. If you're body isn't detoxing properly, you need to see a doctor.
That's not to say doing a day full of smoothies won't help motivate you, but it's not going to actually cleanse anything.

missiontofitness

I advise you to continue letting your colon and bladder do the detoxing for you.

love2b3fit

I suggest looking up the 7 day cleanse, I have done it before. Its a week long cleanse. Hope I helped

donyellemoniquex3

I think OP deleted.

chrisdavey