I hate being attractive

ken_m

It's a burden.

People always expect you to be charming and interesting and want to talk to me and it's very tiring.

I get the "good looking guy" treatment
Female food vendors constantly give me discounts I didn't ask for
Women stare at me
Lifeguards applaud me at the pool
People constantly ask me to pet their dogs/animals

I just want to be normal looking so I don't have to live this life anymore